Forlorn Temple has the worst room in all of gaming.

[jfpunchcard]

I might just stop playing this game and rail against it on social media. The one room in Forlorn Temple where you hit the switch to start the 5 columns falling is impossible. There is no solution. I got past it one time because the game actually glitched and I passed through the falling column, but then I died in the next room. 0 thought was put into this room, they figured the game was too easy, since every enemy except two (the first enemy you meet, and the green jumpy things) take only 1 hit to kill. If you have to rely on a glitch to get you past a certain room, your game is absolute garbage. Plus the developer is a complete moron for spoiling half his game in interviews. ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

[256MB of SPAM]

There is a solution. You wait under the middle column, for a moment.

https://youtu.be/CaOH89SrGjA

@1:11s

[jfpunchcard]

Yeah that didn't work for me. This player must have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardware and it's running the game slower so he's able to bypass it. I actually have a pretty good rig that runs this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game at 60fps so maybe I should downgrade to an i3 with 2gb of RAM and onboard graphics. Maybe then it'll be bad enough to slow the game down fro me. Another moron said "rope dart the fireballs" I guess not even knowing that the rope dart just pierces through projectiles. I know more about this game than everyone apparently. This player's game is so glitchy his shurikens act like boomerangs lmao

[256MB of SPAM]

Originally posted by jfpunchcard:

Yeah that didn't work for me. This player must have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardware and it's running the game slower so he's able to bypass it. I actually have a pretty good rig that runs this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game at 60fps so maybe I should downgrade to an i3 with 2gb of RAM and onboard graphics. Maybe then it'll be bad enough to slow the game down fro me. Another moron said "rope dart the fireballs" I guess not even knowing that the rope dart just pierces through projectiles. I know more about this game than everyone apparently. This player's game is so glitchy his shurikens act like boomerangs lmao

You're a complete jackass. That's me playing on an i7 4790K, GTX 980 and 32GB RAM on Win 7 @ 60fps. Way above what you need to run this game without issue. Get your head out of your ass, you salty little bellend and stop crying because you couldn't figure out a puzzle.

And those shurikens are the ones you unlock later. Smh.

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by jfpunchcard:

Yeah that didn't work for me. This player must have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardware and it's running the game slower so he's able to bypass it. I actually have a pretty good rig that runs this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game at 60fps so maybe I should downgrade to an i3 with 2gb of RAM and onboard graphics. Maybe then it'll be bad enough to slow the game down fro me. Another moron said "rope dart the fireballs" I guess not even knowing that the rope dart just pierces through projectiles. I know more about this game than everyone apparently. This player's game is so glitchy his shurikens act like boomerangs lmao

i literally just did this mylsef using bobbie's method.
or you can try mine, if you thnk you are lucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuBAT4SXfG0

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by jfpunchcard:

Yeah that didn't work for me. This player must have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardware and it's running the game slower so he's able to bypass it. I actually have a pretty good rig that runs this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game at 60fps so maybe I should downgrade to an i3 with 2gb of RAM and onboard graphics. Maybe then it'll be bad enough to slow the game down fro me. Another moron said "rope dart the fireballs" I guess not even knowing that the rope dart just pierces through projectiles. I know more about this game than everyone apparently. This player's game is so glitchy his shurikens act like boomerangs lmao

i'd also liek to point out that making the game run slower wouldnt benefit anyone in any way. you do realize that if the GAME is running slowly, the PLAYER would also move slowly too, right?
perhaps bobbie is using time travel to slow things down aorund in the game, but just localized to only stages, not th eplayer/


just shoot fire dood with your regular shurikens first ( so the fire dont mess you up ) and then run to middle of the pillars, and then run all the way left lol.
it's one of the easiest thigns in the game

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by 256MB of SPAM:

Originally posted by jfpunchcard:

Yeah that didn't work for me. This player must have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardware and it's running the game slower so he's able to bypass it. I actually have a pretty good rig that runs this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game at 60fps so maybe I should downgrade to an i3 with 2gb of RAM and onboard graphics. Maybe then it'll be bad enough to slow the game down fro me. Another moron said "rope dart the fireballs" I guess not even knowing that the rope dart just pierces through projectiles. I know more about this game than everyone apparently. This player's game is so glitchy his shurikens act like boomerangs lmao

You're a complete jackass. That's me playing on an i7 4790K, GTX 980 and 32GB RAM on Win 7 @ 60fps. Way above what you need to run this game without issue. Get your head out of your ass, you salty little bellend and stop crying because you couldn't figure out a puzzle.

And those shurikens are the ones you unlock later. Smh.

top keke. stop cheating with your magic shurikens, you need to play this game on a tesla to accurately do stuff. you clearly hacked into the game to make the uzzle work for you, and then you hacked in illegal shurikens. smh... the things kids will do online these days! :kappa:

[Red]

Well this was a funny thread to read.

[MrCrungle]

Originally posted by Red:

Well this was a funny thread to read.

Yea, what was that douchenuts problem? I figured it out after a few tries. Maybe he has a bugged install? Or maybe he sucks Satan's sloppy ♥♥♥♥? You decide. I struggled with other platform puzzles (mostly cloud jumping ones) way more than any squisher puzzles. What a botard.

I mean, based on his response to the correct answer, this person is either 12 or a true baby of an adult human being. (or a troll, of course).

[mikeysof]

wtf. was that seriously what you were stuck on ?

[256MB of SPAM]

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

Originally posted by 256MB of SPAM:

You're a complete jackass. That's me playing on an i7 4790K, GTX 980 and 32GB RAM on Win 7 @ 60fps. Way above what you need to run this game without issue. Get your head out of your ass, you salty little bellend and stop crying because you couldn't figure out a puzzle.

And those shurikens are the ones you unlock later. Smh.

top keke. stop cheating with your magic shurikens, you need to play this game on a tesla to accurately do stuff. you clearly hacked into the game to make the uzzle work for you, and then you hacked in illegal shurikens. smh... the things kids will do online these days! :kappa:

It all started yesterday morning. I was so darn excited to get to the Forlorn Temple only to be met with this impossible soul crushing puzzle.

I just couldn't get past it. I tried everything; hyperventilating into a paper bag, hitting stuff, crying, assuming the fetal position in the corner of my room, pulling out chunks of my hair and putting my fist in my mouth and screaming. Each time I'd go back over to my computer to see if it had any effect. Nope. Still in the same spot.

By lunchtime I was a complete mess. I had nowhere else to turn, so I decided to solicit the help of my late parakeet (pbuh) who I'm able to channel in times of great need.

I put my fingers to my temples and concentrated very hard on the fading memory of cleaning crap out of his birdcage. Then suddenly he appeared and spoke to me. "Hack that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, bro", he said.

And then I realised, like I was shot with a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: my god, the genius of that. The genius!

It was then that I started reverse engineering the game. I found out I could slow it down considerably which was probably enough to pass that puzzle, but then I thought while I'm at it why not make some boomerang shurikens?

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by 256MB of SPAM:

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

top keke. stop cheating with your magic shurikens, you need to play this game on a tesla to accurately do stuff. you clearly hacked into the game to make the uzzle work for you, and then you hacked in illegal shurikens. smh... the things kids will do online these days! :kappa:

It all started yesterday morning. I was so darn excited to get to the Forlorn Temple only to be met with this impossible soul crushing puzzle.

I just couldn't get past it. I tried everything; hyperventilating into a paper bag, hitting stuff, crying, assuming the fetal position in the corner of my room, pulling out chunks of my hair and putting my fist in my mouth and screaming. Each time I'd go back over to my computer to see if it had any effect. Nope. Still in the same spot.

By lunchtime I was a complete mess. I had nowhere else to turn, so I decided to solicit the help of my late parakeet (pbuh) who I'm able to channel in times of great need.

I put my fingers to my temples and concentrated very hard on the fading memory of cleaning crap out of his birdcage. Then suddenly he appeared and spoke to me. "Hack that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, bro", he said.

And then I realised, like I was shot with a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: my god, the genius of that. The genius!

It was then that I started reverse engineering the game. I found out I could slow it down considerably which was probably enough to pass that puzzle, but then I thought while I'm at it why not make some boomerang shurikens?

i actually took a peek into the c-assembly # files, and there aint a dang thing you could adjust to make it slower. nor is there a way to activate no-clipping.
but you found a way to cheat ( and it bugged out your shurikens, a telltale sign of a cheater ) so i salute you for this accomplishment ( btew, I 100% completed the everything, and I am not satisfied lol )

[256MB of SPAM]

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

Originally posted by 256MB of SPAM:

It all started yesterday morning. I was so darn excited to get to the Forlorn Temple only to be met with this impossible soul crushing puzzle.

I just couldn't get past it. I tried everything; hyperventilating into a paper bag, hitting stuff, crying, assuming the fetal position in the corner of my room, pulling out chunks of my hair and putting my fist in my mouth and screaming. Each time I'd go back over to my computer to see if it had any effect. Nope. Still in the same spot.

By lunchtime I was a complete mess. I had nowhere else to turn, so I decided to solicit the help of my late parakeet (pbuh) who I'm able to channel in times of great need.

I put my fingers to my temples and concentrated very hard on the fading memory of cleaning crap out of his birdcage. Then suddenly he appeared and spoke to me. "Hack that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, bro", he said.

And then I realised, like I was shot with a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: my god, the genius of that. The genius!

It was then that I started reverse engineering the game. I found out I could slow it down considerably which was probably enough to pass that puzzle, but then I thought while I'm at it why not make some boomerang shurikens?

i actually took a peek into the c-assembly # files, and there aint a dang thing you could adjust to make it slower. nor is there a way to activate no-clipping.
but you found a way to cheat ( and it bugged out your shurikens, a telltale sign of a cheater ) so i salute you for this accomplishment ( btew, I 100% completed the everything, and I am not satisfied lol )

Thanks! When I posted that video I really hoped nobody would notice my modded shurikens for fear it would expose me for the charlatan that I am.

Now that it's all out in the open I might as well admit that I'm not actually a dog wearing goggles. Sorry if I mislead anyone.

[TemmieNeko]

Originally posted by 256MB of SPAM:

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

i actually took a peek into the c-assembly # files, and there aint a dang thing you could adjust to make it slower. nor is there a way to activate no-clipping.
but you found a way to cheat ( and it bugged out your shurikens, a telltale sign of a cheater ) so i salute you for this accomplishment ( btew, I 100% completed the everything, and I am not satisfied lol )

Thanks! When I posted that video I really hoped nobody would notice my modded shurikens for fear it would expose me for the charlatan that I am.

Now that it's all out in the open I might as well admit that I'm not actually a dog wearing goggles. Sorry if I mislead anyone.

your shurikens got bugged because you didnt have enough dedotated WAM

[256MB of SPAM]

Originally posted by TemmieNeko:

Originally posted by 256MB of SPAM:

Thanks! When I posted that video I really hoped nobody would notice my modded shurikens for fear it would expose me for the charlatan that I am.

Now that it's all out in the open I might as well admit that I'm not actually a dog wearing goggles. Sorry if I mislead anyone.

your shurikens got bugged because you didnt have enough dedotated WAM

...izudave desewrvewr O.O

[Dinomelt]

What even is this thread? I honestly don't even know if the person who started it has an IQ in negative numbers or is just trolling. This is one of the easiest puzzles. Just walk to the middle, pause for a moment, and hold left until you're out. Also, the windmill shurikens are the reward for breaking all power seals, not hacks, and I have them too.