What do these goals mean?

[Chucklehead]

Burning up a chocolate bar in the air? Does that require the hot sauce bark?

Getting a chocolate bar worth 2000 points? How does that work? Juggling the chocolate bar with barking?

Also I find the goals like "kill 2 elk with the same vodka bottle" to be nigh impossible, but that's not a question as much as a general complaint about inconsistent difficulty.

[Chucklehead]

Ok I figured out the first one but I still don't understand how to get a 2000 point chocolate bar. Juggling it does nothing. Setting it on fire only raises it to 400. Help!

[Taake]

Juggle vodka a couple of times to increase the multiplier and hit the girl or the chocolate on the ground with it.
For the elks, you can stop them with your bark. You don't need to hit them mid-charge.

[Chucklehead]

Thanks I didn't get that juggled vodka had that effect.

BTW how many levels are there in the game? Are the "black" levels the last ones? This game seems to have no guides written for it.

[Taake]

I can't remember. The progress bar on the S-rank all campaign levels achievement should tell you how many there are.

[Chucklehead]

I'm not S-ranking all the levels though so I don't think that will work. I'm just getting a little tired of the game but it seems like I'm near the end of the campaign so I'm not sure whether to go to the easier tourist mode or stick with normal difficulty to the end.

[Taake]

Originally posted by Chucklehead:

I'm not S-ranking all the levels though so I don't think that will work.

It'll tell you how many there are though, e.g. 10/75 or something.

[Chucklehead]

Bah forget it, I just beat the game on normal. I didn't realize the black "levels" is really just a single boss fight. I thought there were gonna be more levels and didn't want to go collect more bones to unlock them.

Thanks anyway guys. Fun game!

[Bitterkitty]

I still don't know what burning a chocolate bar up in the air means.

[Otakuwolf]

Originally posted by Kravlin:

I still don't know what burning a chocolate bar up in the air means.

Ok, I figured it out too but neither OP or anybody else mentioned it so here you go:
You know how food despawns after some time neither your or some other dog eats it ? When the food is cooked with Vodka it does so in a burning out fashion, so that's what the game means by "burning", and if you consider Vodka is not the only thing you can juggle in the game, what you have to do for the objective is cook up a choccolate with Vodka and keep juggling it in the air until it burns out.
You don't need to do it with two choccolate at the same time, as long as you burn out two choccolate in total within the stage.

I believe the problem with this objective is that is the mechanic not properly explained and only mentioned one stage later.