A week ago i was at the lowest point in my life. not a single thing had gone right in years. I was honestly going to kill myself. i had a whole plan for it and everything, i even had all the notes written out but my friend gifted me this game and now life is worth living again.

Y'Know I was in a dark place in my life approximately 1 year ago I lost myself I didn't know what to make with my pitiful piggy poggy pogless existence until I saw it the beautiful hot pink pig carrying the plump maroon acorn runny through fields of infinite bliss and adventure almost instantly I used all of the rest of my tired strength to move my mouse to the tantalizing "buy" button but alas I saw it one dollar and an infuriating forty eight cents I was short by one cent. suddenly I felt every act of misfortune every sin every miniscule disrespect come at me all at once it wasn't fair why must the universe treat me like nothing why must I endure the struggles of god at my time of misdead I was livid before I even knew it my desk was flipped, monitor smashed shattered even I was tearing at the wall tearing of chunks of drywall stuffing it down my gullet and chewing it up into a paste of my own hatred and malice and I would smear it across my home leaving a trail of my deapest sorrow. I ran outside at record speed and saw my neighbor larry smiling why mowing his lawn this angered me to the core seeing another man enjoying his life suddenly I smashed through his fence and ran up to larry before sound could even catch up to me and before I could control myself I had my fingers dug into his skull and then I tore my hands from eachother ripping him In half spreading blood and tissue all over his lawn peices of flesh and brain matter seeped into the soil below us his wife and child ran outside and they screamed they ran but not fast enough and before they could even comprehend it there disembodied heads where looking at there bodies from the floor. I could hear blaring sirens in the distance the flashing police lights shone on the house behind my I was shot bullets peircing my torso but it didn't stop me I ran on all fours like a beast and plunged myself into the armoured vehicle spraying the walls with their blood after that I ripped out of the vehicle and took out two more armoured vehicles before I was restrained after they had pumped me with so much tranqualizer fluid to kill a herd of elephants they put me on death row im here right now actually and all that was in the secluded room I was in was a piss soaked hay bale to sleep on, my dead fly named gertrude and a small computer I thought I would log on to the computer to say my final goodbyes to my loving family but i got curious and thought I would check steam one last time instead and to my eyes disbelief the prison steam account had one dollar and 48 cents I was manic I finally bought my life's goal and as I finally recieved the game and bought it I opened it for the very first time. The game was ♥♥♥♥ and I beat it in nine minutes I should've just killed myself.

Proves there's a loving god. Thank you Pantaloonlast for giving me this joy. Thank you god. I will never be the same.

♪
Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken to my joyful tidings
Of the golden future time.

Soon or late the day is coming,
Tyrant Man shall be o'erthrown,
And the fruitful fields of England
Shall be trod by beasts alone.

Rings shall vanish from our noses,
And the harness from our back,
Bit and spur shall rust forever,
Cruel whips no more shall crack.

Riches more than mind can picture,
Wheat and barley, oats and hay,
Clover, beans, and mangel-wurzels
Shall be ours upon that day.

Bright will shine the fields of England,
Purer shall its waters be,
Sweeter yet shall blow its breezes
On the day that sets us free.

For that day we all must labour,
Though we die before it break;
Cows and horses, geese and turkeys,
All must toil for freedom's sake.

Beasts of England, beasts of Ireland,
Beasts of every land and clime,
Hearken well and spread my tidings
Of the golden future time.
♪

Quite possibly the best single player experience I've ever had. The highs of this game are immaculate and the lows are rare if never to be found. The platforming is second to none, other platformers such as jump knight wishes it could have such unique and fluid movement. The art-style and sprites are truly flawless designs that accompany the elegant game-play. The final level of this game had me on the edge of tears, the true beauty of the story was moving and the difficulty proved a challenge akin to that a souls-borne game. The adversaries of the game prove real road-blocks throughout, the withered plant was a deep interesting villain as it manages to become a formidable obstacle without speech or movement. The spikes were the villain of most interest, their tall stature and sleek look could make them appear weaker than there are, they were impassable and did prove to be the cause of most deaths I encountered during my play-through. On a whole I loved this experience and am moved by its message it delivered.

From the bottom of my heart, thank you Sacred Grab Games for creating a masterpiece.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spyware lol

Where can I even begin? Piggy Poggy Pog is a masterclass in storytelling and general game design. Although seemingly simple at first, the story and art direction of the game will take you on a fantastical voyage through memorable locations and landscapes. The characters are amazingly written, as is the titular character himself. Piggy Poggy Pog and his journey are beautiful yet tragic. The villains in this game are so well written that at one point I was just about ready to set fire to the bushes outside my house to spite that damned withered plant! The gameplay is also fantastic as previously stated, Celeste and Pizza Tower wish they could even come close to this game's level of extreme parkour action. I quite frankly felt like a certified badass after completing this absolute gem of a game. 10/10 Game of the Year, Baldur's Gate 3 has nothing on this classic!

I very much enjoy this game

it was right, you do go through levels, collecting acorns

i like the part where i buy the game and youre already halfway to beating it