freddy fazbear (fnaf) vs steve (minecraft) RAP battle

[axe]

FREDDY:
steven minecraft your game is bad
the only people that play it are kids without dads
it only got popular because it was a fad (fad - an intense and widely shared enthusiasm for something, especially one that is short-lived and without basis in the object's qualities; a craze.)
because of that i am a chad

STEVE:
i breathe air and snort redstone dust
i'll crap in your pizza because you suck
your entire game is based on luck
even dream couldn't cheat at it
you CUCK

(speed up)


FREDDY:
ooga chaka ooga chaka listen to me you hear
you failed geometry class because you hate spheres
let me grab my freddy faz mug so i can chug down your tears
i chug that crap down faster than i chug down beers

STEVE:
freddy flippin fazbear i will leave you flippin dead
don't chug my tears when you can chug my splash potion instead
nobody wants your d so your new name is fred
you and your friends all smell really bad

WHO WON?

you can't stop me fiends i always come back

[Sid]

based

[neer.ph]

freddy is better at dissing, steve is just cringe

[neer.ph]

I cringed too much on steve, he is bad at dissing

[goopMonster]

STRAIGHT BARS