Signs that you play skyrim too much

[th3pr0ph3t]

It's kind of a classic game about all games. It's about listing absurd things you could do in the real world when playing a particular game messes with your head. Maybe there's a list somewhere.

So let's post your signs that you play skyrim too much and maybe we can build a funny list if you post your ideas too. Let me start with a few:

- When you come across a park or garden and name the plants mentally as Blue Mountain Flower, Dragontongue, etc.
- You ask a girl on a date by saying the specific words: "Follow me, I need your help".
- You are uncapable of knocking at the door like any normal person. Instead, you have been seen trying to pick the locks of your friends' houses.
- When you go to the movies, you sit on your chair exactly like the jarls do.
- In a shop, you feel disappointed that the prices are still the same even though you gave a gold piece to the nearest beggar a few minutes ago.
- You have been spotted eating random flowers and leaves.
- The number of hours played on steam for skyrim shows up in scientific notation (1.233E+9)
- You try to sleep only one hour a day. When people ask you if you're feeling sick you think it's alright because you're "dragonborn".
- When you're not playing skyrim, you spend your time reading the forums or even writing a list of signs that you play too much skyrim.

[ShocksVR #AirLink]

Originally posted by th3pr0ph3t:

Signs that you play Skyrim too much......

When waiting for Dragonborn is driving you crazy!!!!!

[DeathClaw]

Yeah. I play wayyyy too much Skyrim. I even have dreams about what I'm going to do when I get up.

[th3pr0ph3t]

Another sign that I play too much Skyrim is that I am single and walking around with an amulet of Mara and crossing fingers.

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

Originally posted by blckruc47:

Yeah. I play wayyyy too much Skyrim. I even have dreams about what I'm going to do when I get up.

Reminds me of the skit "The World of the World of Warcraft" where people play as characters playing the game. Don't worry I do the same thing.

[Faze Keep1Rold (MLG)]

You look up forums on how you know you have been playing too much Skyrim. Oh, and you dress in tin foil and wield a broom as a sword and try to defeat Activision, because with such great games such as Skyrim, the world does not need a villain such as Activision(Angry Joe Show reference. To see the video, Look up Angry Joe Skyrim Review on Youtube

[Ilja]

I saw a beautiful picture of a storm in a nature photograpers group that I belong. In the middle of the storm I saw a shape of a dragon and immedietly thought it to be a frost dragon in Frostfall environment.

I almost took my coffee cup and started screaming spells.

[Eat3n]

Sign that you play Skyrim too much:

When you get off the game and go to bed, but you keep playing the game in your sleep

[Alaskan Catfish Hike]

Is it weird that I now want to learn lock picking and pickpocketing? There is a rather interesting TEDTalk about pickpockets that is worth watching.