Belethor likes your trash

[ThiefKingIX]

So...I accidently pick up the troll skull in Belethor's trade shop in whiterun...immediately I remove it from my inv and drop it on the floor.

Belethor is excited as hell that I did.....so you know...stop on by and drop some ♥♥♥♥ on his floor...appearently he likes it.

[thedUWUmslayer]

lol

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

Yeah..I get comments when I'm using my 'arrow dispenser bow' to make lots of arrows, I get people running over saying: ''auw..you found something, wish I found it'' HAHAHAHA!

I like that aspect of that in the game, I diched loads of clay, and the hunter asked if I minded he have it lol, of course, I said sure go ahead!...

[Anvos]

In my game I filled his fire pit with books I stole early on, not knowing I already had copies, and he didn't say anything.

Only things people have asked me about are jewlery and guards yelling at me about droping low tier weapons I don't want to lug around.

[ThiefKingIX]

Littering...the unspoken crime...or maybe if falls in with lollygaggin'

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

I know this isn't quite on items topic, but it's in the funny things theme and I don't want to make another thread, so I hope you don't mind, Eagle85:

Upon being over-encumbered, I had tromped across whiterun plains..using my speed thu'um for boosts hehe, and when I got to whiterun town, a guard came running up to me, said:
'I'm gonna have to ask you to stop using those shouts...making people nervous''.

To which I replied: ''Won't happen again''.



I then proceeded to Thu'um right on past him, and He said nothing...NOTHING...Yeah, that's right, bi**h...LOL

:D

[aShadowWizard]

I did that with plates once and then i never enter his shop again

[Icarus, The Original Moth]

Make it more interesting, drop a ton of items on the ground, then use unrelenting force on them in his shop. Just make sure the last item is a broom, you know, out of consideration.

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

Some funny stuff here LOL-ing hard!

[ThiefKingIX]

I hate that guy...he always hogs the stump when I'm trying to make arrows.

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

Originally posted by Major Moolah (retired):

I also like it when I kill everyone in the village shop, drop the murder weapon on the street and the guards ask me to pick it up so no one hurts himself

L O L

[ThiefKingIX]

Originally posted by Major Moolah (retired):

I also like it when I kill everyone in the village shop, drop the murder weapon on the street and the guards ask me to pick it up so no one hurts himself

Skyrim's finest...hard at work.

[Arcamean]

Originally posted by Major Moolah (retired):

Belethors assistant, Sigurd, is like the Employee of the Era. If you ask who he is, all he says is that he works for Belethor. It's like he dropped his previous life completely when signing on. If you catch him off-duty, he tells you cheerfully how you should buy something from Belathurs shop. And if he is like chopping firewood, he says that he is too busy to talk, as if chopping wood was the most important thing, ever. He seems happy though

Oh god I wanted to stab him so badly when I was harvesting firewood. I mean literally I need it for 30 seconds to get enough firewood for an emergency. Go wipe Belethors tush if you love him so much yesh!

[ThiefKingIX]

Originally posted by Arcamean:

Originally posted by Major Moolah (retired):

Belethors assistant, Sigurd, is like the Employee of the Era. If you ask who he is, all he says is that he works for Belethor. It's like he dropped his previous life completely when signing on. If you catch him off-duty, he tells you cheerfully how you should buy something from Belathurs shop. And if he is like chopping firewood, he says that he is too busy to talk, as if chopping wood was the most important thing, ever. He seems happy though

Oh god I wanted to stab him so badly when I was harvesting firewood. I mean literally I need it for 30 seconds to get enough firewood for an emergency. Go wipe Belethors tush if you love him so much yesh!

Put'em in the same shallow grave as heimskr

[Arcamean]

Eh the problem is my character isn't very strong yet, and with ASIS even master means I could get my goose cooked if I'm stupid.

[thepalehand]

hahaha I'll have to throw some random junk on the floor next time I'm in Belethor's shop!