Best Skyrim quotes?

[Van Marcoh]

Post the best quotes.

Oh! Oh! Maybe Cicero will go to Jorrvaskr and dance for the Companions! They'll… Um… On Second thought… maybe not.

[𝕊𝕋𝕌ℝ𝕄-𝕂𝔸𝕋]

Wonders how long it will take before Arrow gets mentioned....

[the 5150 tiger]

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee

[the 5150 tiger]

:)

[Neala]

Messaggio originale di the 5150 tiger:

I used to be an adventurer like you until i took an arrow to the knee

Headdesk... errr headkeyboard.

[Neala]

“Then life gives you lemons, go murder a clown”.

[hchastain888]

Being an Imperial lover mine is...

"What many forget is that Talos was once a man, and this is HIS Empire."

Go Imperials!

[[DFnatic]Gamer]

Well what many forget is that Tiber Septim (Talos) is was once of 'Nordic' blood- and ruled the Cyrodiilic Empire.

"Damn faithless Imperials."

;p

[Incomparable Groan]

Kharjo's "If anyone sneaks up on us, I'll smell them coming. Or I might not. We will see." always tend to crack me up.

[Stania]

"You know, I could have gone into that sanctuary, killed all that Dark Brotherhood types, but I was... uh... sick, that day".

[Margonian]

Annything that Sheogorath says is epic.

Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed

Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.

[Starlight]

No lollygagging

[Miku]

"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll"
- random guard in the middle of nothing...
as if sweetrolls would be the most important thing in the middle of nowhere...

[Kabacus]

Frequently just after their head has departed from their torso:

"Is that the best you've got!"

[CAP]

Idgrod Ravencrone, Jarl of Morthal, refering to Alva, after finding out Alva was planning to turn Morthal into a feeding ground for a local vampire coven..."That traitorous b*&#h". Wasn't sure the monitors would let the quote fly.

[Kiro]

"M'aiq has heard it is dangerous to be your friend"