Your favorite sheogorath quote.

[Valrossar]

And the cheese! To die for.

[Tonnheuser]

"Hold your tounge! Or ill do it for you...."

[Streamed Hams]

cheese for everyone!!

[Neala]

Choosing one imply that the others are not my favorite ^^
Here have one:
"Ah! Good, good! No more barking at all hours, and chewing up my slippers. You used the hemlock, then? Damned good idea! I... Um... We're not talking about Barbas, are we? Clavicus Vile's... dog? Oohh... awkward."

[Nephilim]

My favorite sheogorath quote is probably...And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

It is probably one of the lesser known sheogorath quotes...but still in the top 3 I think...no more...no less.

[Neala]

He is quoting Monty Python? Now that is the breaking of the forth wall! Or is it Monty Python quoting Sheogorath?

[Xandurz]

Originally posted by supermegasupermega:

My favorite sheogorath quote is probably...And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

It is probably one of the lesser known sheogorath quotes...but still in the top 3 I think...no more...no less.

That is a Monty Python quote :/
http://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk

[Neala]

Originally posted by Xandurz:

That is a Monty Python quote :/
http://youtu.be/xOrgLj9lOwk

Oh-ow. I sense copyrigth issues incoming.
Here is another one from Sheogorath: "Mind the pointy end."

[Xandurz]

@InsertNameHere
I hope they sorted the copyright issues before release and it's just their tribute to a very good comedian group... I hope.

[THE_BR0LETARIAT_]

Do you mind I am trying to do the fishstick it's a very delicate state of mind

[Neala]

Then he is saying the Monty Python quote? Would love to know :)
"Ha! I do love it when the mortals know they're being manipulated. Makes things infinitely more interesting."

[Margonian]

"Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags."

Honestly. all his quotes are hilarious.

[Valrossar]

I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!

[Neala]

"Oh. Is it your... first time?"

[Bwizz245]

"You were the best Septim that's ever ruled, well except for that Martin fella, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting."

[ITO-Saga]

"Do you mind? i'm busy doing the fishstick. it's a very delicate state of mind!"