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krazyleroy Sep 4, 2014 @ 11:31pm
The Lusty Argonian Maid
i do not read most of the books in skyrim, i just collect them. gotta fill them bookshelves!
after 400+ hours of gameplay, i finally read The Lusty Argonian Maid.
i highly recommend it. got a good laugh out of it.
any of you know of other books in skyrim that most Dragonborn might not actually read, but are must-reads, either funny or interesting for whatever reason?
Last edited by krazyleroy; Sep 4, 2014 @ 11:32pm
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Eternie Sep 4, 2014 @ 11:42pm 
You do know that is has 2 versions as well!
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Delta 1038 Sep 4, 2014 @ 11:45pm 
There could potentially be a 4th!

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/46769/?

"RIIIIISE UP!" -Heimskr
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Cabbo Sep 5, 2014 @ 1:14am 
Time to break the habit of a lifetime and read a book in a game, this better be as good as you say it is!
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Eternie Sep 5, 2014 @ 1:24am 
Once you read version 3 you know there will be a fourth!
I would suggest to anyone intending to get version 3 is to find the first 2 versions first So you have them and read them before getting the third!
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Shrapnel Sep 5, 2014 @ 5:57am 
Originally posted by El Kemosabe:
Time to break the habit of a lifetime and read a book in a game, this better be as good as you say it is!
same. all I hear about in this game is that damn book! I'll start keeping an eye out for them
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Elaini Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:03am 
All I keep wondering is why lusty -argonian- maid? I find lizards very unsexy.
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Delta 1038 Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:06am 
Originally posted by Elaini:
All I keep wondering is why lusty -argonian- maid? I find lizards very unsexy.

You clearly have not met Crassius.
Last edited by Delta 1038; Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:07am
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Caspy Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:11am 
Where is it found?
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Cabbo Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:16am 
Originally posted by gullomz70:
Where is it found?
I'm pretty sure it's just a random spawn, you could always use console commands to get it
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Shrapnel Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:18am 
Originally posted by Elaini:
All I keep wondering is why lusty -argonian- maid? I find lizards very unsexy.
*THIS* is exactly why I've never bothered searching for them, scales and sex dont mix (for me)
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chibilibi Sep 5, 2014 @ 6:50am 
Originally posted by Elaini:
All I keep wondering is why lusty -argonian- maid? I find lizards very unsexy.

I suggest you play as an Argonian sometime. You can then roleplay lizards being sexy.
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Eternie Sep 5, 2014 @ 7:17am 
You guys are missing the whole point, The Lusty Argonian Maid is a funny little ditty of innuendo! the First version was available during Morrowind

You would all get to enjoy games more if you actually took an interest in some of the surrounding stories.

There are some exceptional books with brilliant stories The Mystery of Talana with 5 volumes or the story of Palla ... with 2 books, Feyfolken I, II and III
Some are stories during Morrowind where you met people who are described in the books ... so you get to know the history because you have lived it. Where you travel to Mournhold and meet Barenziah and the Books Describing her rise to power and her mad son. No doubt some of you non book readers have gathered the Barenziah stones!

These Stories get built on through Morrowind and through lots of detail in Oblivion ... With stories of Mannimarco and the undead who you get to battle ... Where you can become Sheogorath the mad ruler and so many books of how Sheogorath shaped his world .... and how he managed to cheat all the other gods at their own games ! Fascinating stories and characters
Yep So much fascinating history and stories linked to the elder scrolls according to the wiki around 820 Books! In playing all three games and their DLC you have lived the elder scrolls.
You owe it to your self to find out about it all!
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Zefram Cochrane Sep 5, 2014 @ 7:40am 
Haelga's favourite book.
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Shrapnel Sep 5, 2014 @ 7:46am 
Originally posted by Eternie:

You would all get to enjoy games more if you actually took an interest in some of the surrounding stories.
You're assuming people play video games to read books or something. When I want to read a book I dont play a video game, I read a book. When I want to play a video game, I dont go into it looking to cozy down with one of it's books. I'll do it for this one particular book but only because of the recognition it's gained
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Daddy Shark Sep 5, 2014 @ 10:25am 
Originally posted by Shrapnel:
Originally posted by Eternie:

You would all get to enjoy games more if you actually took an interest in some of the surrounding stories.
You're assuming people play video games to read books or something. When I want to read a book I dont play a video game, I read a book. When I want to play a video game, I dont go into it looking to cozy down with one of it's books. I'll do it for this one particular book but only because of the recognition it's gained

That's a pretty ignorant stance to take. I've read just about all of the books in the game. Some of them (as mentioned) are quite well written stories. Some of them are even about you in past games.
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