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Fertonator Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:26pm
Whats with guards and curved swords
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE all the guards talk about is those warriors and their curved swords!!!!! curved swords curved swords curved swords curved swords curved swords curved swords curved swords hammerfell curved swords curved swords warriors curved swords.
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ThePlagued Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:26pm 
...?
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Fertonator Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:27pm 
the dialouge its worse than arrows in knees
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Fertonator Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:27pm 
!!!
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Dexter Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:31pm 
I use Guard Dialogue Overhaul. I rarely ever even hear them mention arrows in the knee or curved swords.
Last edited by Dexter; Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:36pm
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SkinnyDipper Mar 11, 2015 @ 9:51pm 
Yeah, those warriors from Hammerfel loves their curve swords. You should get one
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Langkard Mar 11, 2015 @ 10:23pm 
I remember seeing a mod which called down lightning from the heavens on guards who talked about arrows to their knee. Maybe it would be relatively easy to adapt that mod to do the same for guards discussing curved swords?
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Garm Mar 11, 2015 @ 11:32pm 
Skyrim guards simply envy their giant "curved swords". If you know what I mean.
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ThePlagued Mar 11, 2015 @ 11:35pm 
Originally posted by Akinbird:
Skyrim guards simply envy their giant "curved swords". If you know what I mean.
I dunno. If it's curved i don't think it's that appealing.
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Garm Mar 11, 2015 @ 11:52pm 
Originally posted by ThePlagued:
I dunno. If it's curved i don't think it's that appealing.
Nords' tastes might differ from ours drastically.
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Ni Kuz Nahkriin Mar 12, 2015 @ 4:23am 
You see this warriors from Hammerfel? They got curved "Swords". BIG-Curved-Swords.
Last edited by Ni Kuz Nahkriin; Mar 12, 2015 @ 4:24am
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icedani Mar 12, 2015 @ 4:40am 
What's wrong? Wouldn't that be your reaction as well if you saw a warrior from Hammerfell with a curved sword? CURVED. SWORD (would've been easier to just call them scimitars)
Last edited by icedani; Mar 12, 2015 @ 4:41am
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Zefram Cochrane Mar 12, 2015 @ 8:21am 
Install No NPC Greetings/Reduced Distance NPC Greetings mod... saved my sanity.
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MorningLightMountain Mar 12, 2015 @ 8:41am 
Originally posted by Langkard:
I remember seeing a mod which called down lightning from the heavens on guards who talked about arrows to their knee. Maybe it would be relatively easy to adapt that mod to do the same for guards discussing curved swords?

I like the one 'There's not been a good bandit raid in ages' cue bandit raid spawning.
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pedantic_roc Mar 12, 2015 @ 8:43am 
C u r v e d ... S w o r d s !! Makes me smile, every time :-)
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mpd1958 Mar 12, 2015 @ 9:09am 
Originally posted by MorningLightMountain:
Originally posted by Langkard:
I remember seeing a mod which called down lightning from the heavens on guards who talked about arrows to their knee. Maybe it would be relatively easy to adapt that mod to do the same for guards discussing curved swords?

I like the one 'There's not been a good bandit raid in ages' cue bandit raid spawning.
I had a guard say that right after helping me kill a dragon! Those must be some great bandit raids.
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