Funny moments in skyrim

[Advarius]

What's your funniest moments that you've had in skyrim? I have a few.

Doing the Thieves guild quest line, hunting down Karliah with Mercer Frey. Mercer Frey tells me to be careful, as he suspects the place is boobytrapped. I successfully walk past a trap. Mercer Frey steps onto a pressure plate and gets bushwhacked by a swinging wall. Heh, idiot.

I'm out near whiterun, with ydia following in full steel plate. I anger a giant. Lydia goes after it, and in the process, gets sent flying into the air. I deal with the giant, (tgm, ftw.) and then I wonder where lydia landed. No need, she's alive and well...just...sliding around on her back...Of course I used the resurrect command to revive her.

[Valden21]

I'm doing the quest for Mehrunes Dagon, then I decide that I'm going to defy him and two dremora warp in to fight me. I maneuver so that they're between me and a cliff, then I shouted them off the cliff. Afterwards, I go to open the door behind Mehrunes Dagon's altar, and I can't because it needs a key that I don't have. It's only then that I realize that the key was carried by one of the two dremora, and my shout was at full power. I hadn't watched to see where they landed.

[Skunkymonkey1]

i had completed the whole main quest and was half way through the companions questline but for some reason the game did not save so i died and respawned in blackreach wich is where i had last saved.

[Rider]

LMAO, Valden.

This is my funniest moment, lately, although there have been many others:

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=501863467

[Rider]

Originally posted by KRAKEN:

i had completed the whole main quest and was half way through the companions questline but for some reason the game did not save so i died and respawned in blackreach wich is where i had last saved.

That's tragic! I would commit suicide.

[Rocket]

got shot in the knee

[Rocket]

got shot in the knee

[Z-Boy]

Paralysis when dead.

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/691655474783702220/5EF8A88F8115B268270884A2595B69A29900F4E8/

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/691655474783702065/8169B9087A303BA88E4178015C34F835742D2E51/

[SADevil]

I shot bandit that was sitting on a chair out from a far, and after death he continued to sit with an arrow in the head.

Oh, I have screenshots of this:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=10776362
And closer look:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=10776361

Also, it's funny how dead NPCs with two handed weapon appear with it in the head after reloading of the cell:
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=94575720

P.S. It's hard to remember every funny moment from such a long gameplay, and I haven't played in awhile.

[LittleJohnnyBoy]

i angered the guards while a courier was lookiing for me and i tried to shout the guards away using unrelenting force but then the courier also was shouted and when i finally killed the guards a glitch activated and the couriers whole body was on the ground then he started slivering like a snake on his stomach towards me and i was like"BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!" then the courier was still sliding towards me on his stomach then he talked to me and when he finished he slivered away and completely disappeared then i was like "ok................" then i laughed for ages, good times.

[MATANKA KURA]

I spent loads of time preparing for the fight with the ebony warrior and it took me under 10 seconds to kill him anyway.

[shadvox]

I made a bad jump and got wedge between ledges so decided to fast travel to Lakeview Manor just knowing a battle would be waiting for me.

Mm-hmm, soon as I arrive it's "Can't wait to count out your coin!" and arrows flying at me...from someplace. Nothing but that, arrows and taunts from an archer I could not see.

I ran around the house a few times since that was direction arrows were coming from. Nothing.

I ran around the path all the way to the altar. Nothing...but was still being attacked.

So I conjured up my wolf pack of four (Forgotten Magic Redone) so they could hunt down the culprit...and they went nuts. The pack breaking apart as different members went in different directions around the house, up and down the balcony in growling/snarling frustration to reach while the arrows kept coming.

Out of ideas I went up the balcony again and this time entered the house. Yup, the bandit group had spawned INSIDE the manor with the archer halfway through the door, thus reason could shoot at me from inside.

I look across the way and see my housecarl Rayya being wailed on by two bandits that had trapped her midway up that stairwell with ANOTHER archer waiting at the top.

I had just entered the house with four big wolves. Them, myself and the bandit all wedged up in that narrow isle so nobody could move.

I leap over the railing and conjured up my bow...my Alpha Wolf and a member decided to do the same, landing on the main table before leaping off again to attack the bandit leader who broke off from Rayya to come at me with a two-hander.

It was utter chaos. Three archer now pegging shots off everywhere, Rayya with dual swords, that two-hander and four wolves in a free for all of changing targets and floor levels.

We won, but what a mess! Not a single item was left on shelf or table ANWHERE in the place, arrows from conjured to normal riddling all over and dead bodies sprawled around for the cake icing.

I promptly left and did not return for a full in-game year. LOL.

[Vyvian]

I was on a big binge of Borderlands 2 once, came back to Skyrim and didn't fully register the switch in games. I tried to jump off from High Hrothgar, halfway down I remembered Skyrim has fall damage whereas BL2 did not. :)

[AppleReshiram]

I decapitated someone and their hood was still in place. Looked weird. Pretty sure hoods come off so its probably a glitch.

[Melletch]

Just started a Bard playthrough, using Shouts almost exclusively, along with wits. In Bleak Falls Barrow traps killed most of the Draugr, gates separated one and the Overlord boss. I ran. I was afraid of them. The Overlord chased me through the secret tunnel after I thought I slammed the door on it and scared me to death. Made it to Dragonsreach with the Shout from the Barrow. Farengar yells at me to get the Dragonstone!

I realized the Draugr Overlord had it and went back.

[Solomon Hawk]

I was riding my normal horse back to my house in the Pale when a frost dragon happened by. He wasn't hostile until I got a little too close, so as he got ready to hit me with his Thu'um I hit him with mine (Bend Will). Since he landed I decided to hitch a ride to my house and figured my horse would show up there soon enough.
Well, I map travelled to my home on the dragon and as soon as we appeared over my home, there was my horse trying to ride the dragon too. Needless to say, the horse fell off the dragon to its death and I had to buy another horse.