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Horkers
Am I the only one who faps to horkers? They are big sexy beasts. I think I've gotten to the point where I could say I have a horker fetish, no wait, obession. Can I classify myself as horker sexual? Or is it wierd I watch girls dress up as horkers and rub up against eachother, and like it. Do I have a problem?
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Kawaii Overlord Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:16pm 
Horkers are very sexy arn't they? ;)
Clever Monkey Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:20pm 
a vision for you to take to bed with you
http://www.uesp.net/w/images/6/65/SR-creature-Horker.jpg
Kawaii Overlord Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:23pm 
Originally posted by Clever/Witty Moniker:
a vision for you to take to bed with you
http://www.uesp.net/w/images/6/65/SR-creature-Horker.jpg
So hot, look his twins- http://i.imgur.com/DxrE4.jpg
AlternateEnding Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:25pm 
Originally posted by Clever/Witty Moniker:
a vision for you to take to bed with you
http://www.uesp.net/w/images/6/65/SR-creature-Horker.jpg
Do you know the name of the model?
Kawaii Overlord Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:27pm 
Originally posted by Kidrandom:
Originally posted by Clever/Witty Moniker:
a vision for you to take to bed with you
http://www.uesp.net/w/images/6/65/SR-creature-Horker.jpg
Do you know the name of the model?
Sexiest animal alive? :)
Clever Monkey Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:27pm 
Originally posted by Kidrandom:
Originally posted by Clever/Witty Moniker:
a vision for you to take to bed with you
http://www.uesp.net/w/images/6/65/SR-creature-Horker.jpg
Do you know the name of the model?
oh, you have opened a door for me to be very mean to any number of celebrities that I just can not bring myself to take however I am open to suggestions from others.
AlternateEnding Nov 7, 2015 @ 9:28pm 
Originally posted by Clever/Witty Moniker:
Originally posted by Kidrandom:
Do you know the name of the model?
oh, you have opened a door for me to be very mean to any number of celebrities that I just can not bring myself to take however I am open to suggestions from others.
Nicolas Cage? I'm sure he could make that face.
tandogaming Dec 24, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
Originally posted by Kawaii Overlord:
Horkers are very sexy arn't they? ;)

SOMEONE SAID IT, I AGGRREEE
Odd Donny Dec 24, 2022 @ 4:28pm 
She ain't worth a borker if she ain't made of horker.

Honestly I would like to see them buffed a bit. similar sea life IRL can be very dangerous. An adult sea lion can wreck a sailboat and a walrus can destroy a car. Horkers should be a bit more of a threat.


EDIT: also if horkers are your thing, may I recommend a little film called Tusk.
Last edited by Odd Donny; Dec 24, 2022 @ 4:29pm
76561199418627359 Dec 25, 2022 @ 1:29pm 
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Date Posted: Nov 7, 2015 @ 8:57pm
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