Funniest Dialogue!

[Kenji]

Post the funniest dialogue you've heard and the circumstances. Personally, I've heard "Die already so I can take your stuff!" as a bandit tries to kill another bandit after casting Mayhem.

[Rocky]

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee"

[Rocky]

"I used to be an arrow until i hit some adventurer's knee"

[cocodojo]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=680590743
From a follower as I was trying to sneak around to find a good hiding spot to snipe them from.

[Jigain]

Mine's probably when I managed to sneak up on a thief by the roadside and trigger a deathcam on him.

As my character grabs him, he starts going "All right, hand over your valuables, or I'll gut you like a fish."

Then my character just rams her dagger in his back, and he moves on to "Don't you walk away from me!" and slumps to the ground.

[TGCOFFICIAL]

"if i see a cat corpse, i will feed them to my pet rat!"

[76561198034396398]

Skyrims dialouge lines are sorely lacking in the humor deptment,"i'm on fire " when tthey get hit by a couple of fireballs,make me smile though i really wanted some Oblivion dialoge the" powdered rat penis " rant by Weebam-Na was a real laugh

[The Maned Wolf]

I had one where I shot a bandit in the head, they looked around for a few seconds then said. "Probably nothing". I also had one where a bandit was saying "I'm warning you, back off." I shot him in the head and he continued to say the same line.

[Mr. Monday]

While the dialogue wasn't funny, the timing of where everyone involved with the quest I received when I took this screenshot was: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419475109

[mpd1958]

A Whiterun Guard helps me kill a dragon then turns to me and says "My cousin is out fighting dragons and what do I get, guard duty!"

[Silvador]

While fighting a dragon at his lair, I was hiding beside some stairs and he peeked around the corner as if to say "Peek-a-boo!"

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=907777960

[AlexTRONIC]

Stealth arrow killed a bandit, fellow bandit after searching a little : "Hmm, must ve been the wind."

[mpd1958]

Early in one of my playthroughs I shot a bandit in the head with an arrow while sneaking and she says "Is someone there?"

[The Maned Wolf]

Originally posted by Mr. Monday:

While the dialogue wasn't funny, the timing of where everyone involved with the quest I received when I took this screenshot was: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=419475109

I just had a similar experience.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198064558690/screenshot/812182236532983358

[Kenji]

I snuck up on a bandit and slit her throat, and she just says calmly "Well, ain't this a surprise..."

[SuperStranger]

''Whatcha gonna do! Huh? Whatcha gonna do?!'' - Bandit, two seconds before his death