Nice game m8

This game has been a fun and challenging ride so far! The controls/motions could be smoother, like when getting up stairs, but that just comes with the territory of playing a new indie game. The music in the game is also really cool. I look forward to making it through all the levels. I just posted my first episode of gameplay if devs/gamers are interested in seeing it in action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20sCvsw24nQ

This is definitely worth $1 to play. But.... Keep your head on a swivel......cause those barrels are coming!!!!

Buffy Stole Your Sandwich is a 3D arcade platformer and utter unabashed ripoff of Donkey Kong (copyright Nintendo, 1981). While presented in 3D first person view, gameplay consists of the same process of climbing (stairs instead of ladders) while a giant (bug instead of ape) throws barrels at you. That's all there is to it. The game presentation is deplorably bad.

From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.

The game features lazy untextured low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with.

Bewilderingly, the game doesn't include proper audio controls, so you can't turn off the annoying background music, you'll need to alt+tab out and stop the music using the Windows sound mixer. This is obviously not okay and it's unclear why the developers chose not to include this basic feature.

The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers.

These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.

The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the game all-time peak player count was only ONE player. That's right, only one person ever played this at a time. When I played this for the purposes of reviewing it, I equalled the peak player count for the game. OUCH. The only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from (over 9,000 completely free titles), the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected.

Buffy Stole Your Sandwich is relatively cheap at $1 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.