Hunt Down The Freeman

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Laati May 24, 2018 @ 11:53pm
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HALOF LIFE Side Story HUNT DOWN FREE MAN
HALOF LIFE Side Story HUNT DOWN FREE MAN
Part More: Moint Pan is Boss Even I Know!

Ssevanteen years later, MOINT PAN was leader boss of clone army on boat. he was hardcore mercenary piarte and struck combines basses from ofshore with strike team read hard and fast. He was real important and big guy for his clone army and they all look up him and give total obedijnece. He was such a bastard for combines that they actually set portall in ocean just to drain waters and then he couldnt be pirate but he still did and many combines dead from his attacks! Even breen in office heard about him and thought to himself actually “moint pan is worse than my shoe! I want him go so combines can rule vorever!” and hace comebines bomb ocean so that they could try and kill moint pan! But it did not work and he still was!

UNTIL ONE DAYH when moint pan was in boat room cleand is gun and was sat alone and though “sevanteen years? huh! seems like a lot more cause i kill at LEAS savneteen combiens a day!” but then his mans camed and trie dto talk him and he said “GO AWAY I AM BOSS” but it was amda who went in and said to moint apan “is that any way to talk jo your secons in comand?” and moint paon said back “what you want?” but real dakr and amna said back to moint pan quiet like so no on but in room could hear “FREE MAN IS BACK!” and shoed moiint pan the crow bar!

MOINT PAN say “ImpossIBLE!” and throwed rowdbar acros room an said “GET OUT I NEED NO ONE!” and adna finaly left and mans too until moijnt pan wa salone in room, but he hear someone still within him breath at his back so he say to man “GET” but before he can finish it was GMAN!

All of Sudan room go black and gman say to moint pan “YOU DDI NOT FORGET DEAL MOINT PAN?! Free man is back so you go huNT DOWN FREE MAN!” and moint pan say back to gman “i can not! I am leader of boat I am clonse army! Combines can kill free man, leave me alone and go ass!” but gamn say back to moint pan “it is deal you must take moint pan! Cahnce for revenge is now! Defet free man and ur army will be strongist in entire world!” and moint pan knew he needes strong army so that when oceans goned he could be ruler of desret where oscans were and stand up to combines! So he say ok again and make new deal with gman!

Then he assmble men on deck of boat and walk down the rowes and satnd in front and say to men “i have made deal with gman and we must make deal ourselv with combines so that HUNT DOWN FRE MAN! Ever since I buy you all from clonman I knew best asoldier ever could be actually! Our bulets and our blood is al we have! We no flags, we no famly, only fight! I want you to be on me! Will you?” and men said yes, and moint pan gave order to go back to uroep where the city 16 whas!

Moint pan and clonse wented away into citadle, wehr when they reach ele;vator combines man say “why you here>” and moint pan say “i am met breen so that I can provoke him to support me and army int my endless years longest quest to do what has to be done by me and help gman to HUNT DOWN FREE MAN!” and combesin went moint pan up alone tot top of citale but instead of bren at disk it was clon man! And moint pan say to clonae man “huh! It is long time!' and clonse said back “i know you are here to help friend of ours...”

Moint Pan was SHOCK and say “uyo knows gman!?” and closem said “i knew him when you were toddler welp! How you think I clones all those child? It is not! Only gman! And now he want hont freeman? Okay it is! I agree on breen sake!” and they went to shook but before they could cosem said “only ones thing. Dagter is in resist now as inform for combines and she is near free man probably actually. DO. NOT. I repeat. DO. HARM. HER>” and moint pan say “it is not usual I make promise with man as small as you but you were friend when I needed so ok.” and boys agree!

And then moint pan had colins drive boat to where coast near rebel base was and invades with colns kills many rebls as team! And as relb leader was dead almost on ground moint pan grab his face and hold him to face of self and argue at him “WHERE FREE MAN?!” but lead was dead already! And as team slaghter rebls moint pan go off to alone corner and stand himself and say “only week ago I was a relb too but now I am bombines? What is me? WHAT I FIGHT FOR?!”

but as he stand alone one rebl atack him! And when he pin her to ground he see it not reable but clonsdagter! And he say to her “you are cloans daghter! I must tell you secret combine things!” and she agree but they have to be very quiet so off they did to room where alone could speak. And dahter was no longer little but instead was mid 2-s and hot and moint pan thought secrelty “damn” but he was profesionel and did not say.

And in secret place moint pan say “lets HUNT DOWN FREE MAN becase you are combines spy and you know his spot!” and dauer say back “moint pan I must telly you very imporant thing abot freman but also about your boss who did made a... DEAL with you!” and moinpan was surpris and say out very loud “you knows GMAN?! Tell it now! What is deal? Ho is he? And what my porpoise in life accept to HUNT?!” and she say back to him very quiet “moint an the anser to all your problems is”

but all of sudden her hed explose! And stand behind her is amnad with smoaking gunn! Moint pan is shock and almost shoot oldes fren but sinsted he say out to him “why you kill hot dagter?!” and he say back to moint pan “Mmyeh, she was gonna rub ya out, see?” and moint pan trust him to kno truth becase he was oldes fren. But then they had to run because they had kill combines spy and cloon man knew it and say out “YOU KILL DAUUHTE? MOINT PAN YOU ARE MOINT ♥♥♥♥!” and even a breen gave permision to kill him so now the combiens werent friend amymore!

And as clons die to giv cover agains combine foreces moint pan and amne snuk throuh tunnel untilt hey reach hiden space where amaad suednly stop and smile say “Moint Pan all ur answers are just ahed!” and the way behind shut real uick! Mojtn pan was stun but kept goin on to see where answer was and at end in place he mets with IT IS GMAN! And full of anerger moint pan fall to knee and yel out to gman “WHT IS DEAL?!?!?!?!?!”

and gmna give anser moint pan alays want: “Moint pan it was never your deal! Remembar black missa? One who crow bar you was never freeaman but instead was AMAD whole time! Oldes frint was actual spy for US! He keep eye on you for sevantien year so that when time came we could use to desctrat combins from freeman! You thut you HUNT DOWN FREE MAN? Ha! You are foool like baby so!” and moint pan say back to gman “wait! You mean you use spec ops soldier whose face I never see to beat me to actually death but then resurect me and make that boy my best fren only so that sevanteen year later you both culd use me to make it so freeman was always play on easy mode, even tho combins actually dont care about me and all I did was be on boat for two decade and be frame for kill one spy? BASTARD! Oldest trick in book, under my nose hole time!” and gman real menaccing say back “MOINT PAN, you have permision to be die!” and leave him alone suround by combins! Moint pan stand up with guns in hand and say out loud “i knew I would always be alone in end! That is good,! monster needs be alone to kill other monster!” and charge combins!

When dust setle moint pan was dead on ground for secon time in life. But has he lay corpse, the vorticums near... and with their magic powers...

Moint Pan woked up in secret vorticunt black room now, where was chanting noise and strange visions. He saw train frull of free mans all sitting and calm, but said to him “i was never to hunt free man, he was always frame. My hole life goal was a ♥♥♥♥.” but then he feel strange presunce behind him and he knew who it was! It was deepest dearist face from past, one he had not seen forever but hwo was real famous and remember for his black missa deeds, highly popular charcter EISTEIN SCINTIST!

Moint pan say to him “you! I rember! Tell me, if not HUNT DOWN FREE MAN, what is point for moint?!” “STAHP” “i see, yes! But amda betray me and will probaly steal all clons! What can I do to save world?!” “HUEGH” “you are so wise in this place! I am thank old friend. One last thing, will us seee each other again?” “NOO” “yes, I know we can! Thank agin, frend! I go not to hunt down free man, but to HUNT DOWN AVENGE MOINT PAN!”

back on boat amda was real cunning and sisnster as he take over, say to self “deal with GMAN was great! Now I boat!” but as he look off to see he se surviver boat from beech and say again “haha! More slave for my boat army! I am god of clons!” but off of boat steps not just survive but also MOINT PAN! And men realze aman betray there boss! He say “oh no” and run off be chased by moint pan acros hoal boat! Until he reach bow where nowhere else to run and moint pan shoot him in back!

As he crawl up rail he try to beg moint pan and explain self, but moint pan not hear it and holding him to edge he say back: “You betray me! You angry me! You ♥♥♥♥ my face! Now, admin, you have my permision to be die! Its too bad you wont live, but actually who does! Fill your hand yu son of ♥♥♥♥♥! How much I enjoy this? How many slice of bread you eat?! Admanb,You went to cran brook. it is privite school!” and with final shot he shot admaa in head and send him over rail into water gone forever yes!

New second command step up to moint pan side and say to him “where now sir?” and moint pan rember what scintist in vortiworld say to him, the secrit answer to end combins and save world, and say back to second boy “we head for Borerarliarles!”

and second boy say back “but combins are drain ocean so arctic is glaciar wall surround by hundred miles dry land!” and moint pan say “oh.”
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Agent Ulgrin May 25, 2018 @ 6:34am 
I was gonna post this,but nevermind.
Also,why is this pinned?
Laati May 25, 2018 @ 8:24am 
Originally posted by Dat Cat:
I was gonna post this,but nevermind.
Also,why is this pinned?
*shrug*
Profile Name. May 27, 2018 @ 2:29am 
10 outta 10 best story evar.
BreakinBenny May 27, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Better story than the game, can't be denied.
Mblaze Jun 3, 2018 @ 10:18am 
Originally posted by Dat Cat:
Also,why is this pinned?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CementStairs Jul 4, 2018 @ 4:49am 
"halof"
Blank Aug 10, 2018 @ 3:28pm 
10/10 100/100 Best Game
BreakinBenny Sep 2, 2018 @ 3:41pm 
I prefer the Demo, which is more stable but still has the various flaws included in the released game.

…Also, Bolloxed might want his 12 dollars back. Give 'em back before he gets Slenderman on the line.
SURVIVOR-DUP Sep 17, 2018 @ 3:30pm 
Originally posted by BreakinBenny:
…Also, Bolloxed might want his 12 dollars back. Give 'em back before he gets Slenderman on the line.
Last i remember, it was 50k.
I'll never get tired of reading that.
very hard
Cat Nov 21, 2018 @ 11:02am 
Originally posted by Laati-Chan:
HALOF LIFE Side Story HUNT DOWN FREE MAN
Part More: Moint Pan is Boss Even I Know!

Ssevanteen years later, MOINT PAN was leader boss of clone army on boat. he was hardcore mercenary piarte and struck combines basses from ofshore with strike team read hard and fast. He was real important and big guy for his clone army and they all look up him and give total obedijnece. He was such a bastard for combines that they actually set portall in ocean just to drain waters and then he couldnt be pirate but he still did and many combines dead from his attacks! Even breen in office heard about him and thought to himself actually “moint pan is worse than my shoe! I want him go so combines can rule vorever!” and hace comebines bomb ocean so that they could try and kill moint pan! But it did not work and he still was!

UNTIL ONE DAYH when moint pan was in boat room cleand is gun and was sat alone and though “sevanteen years? huh! seems like a lot more cause i kill at LEAS savneteen combiens a day!” but then his mans camed and trie dto talk him and he said “GO AWAY I AM BOSS” but it was amda who went in and said to moint apan “is that any way to talk jo your secons in comand?” and moint paon said back “what you want?” but real dakr and amna said back to moint pan quiet like so no on but in room could hear “FREE MAN IS BACK!” and shoed moiint pan the crow bar!

MOINT PAN say “ImpossIBLE!” and throwed rowdbar acros room an said “GET OUT I NEED NO ONE!” and adna finaly left and mans too until moijnt pan wa salone in room, but he hear someone still within him breath at his back so he say to man “GET” but before he can finish it was GMAN!

All of Sudan room go black and gman say to moint pan “YOU DDI NOT FORGET DEAL MOINT PAN?! Free man is back so you go huNT DOWN FREE MAN!” and moint pan say back to gman “i can not! I am leader of boat I am clonse army! Combines can kill free man, leave me alone and go♥♥♥♥♥” but gamn say back to moint pan “it is deal you must take moint pan! Cahnce for revenge is now! Defet free man and ur army will be strongist in entire world!” and moint pan knew he needes strong army so that when oceans goned he could be ruler of desret where oscans were and stand up to combines! So he say ok again and make new deal with gman!

Then he assmble men on deck of boat and walk down the rowes and satnd in front and say to men “i have made deal with gman and we must make deal ourselv with combines so that HUNT DOWN FRE MAN! Ever since I buy you all from clonman I knew best asoldier ever could be actually! Our bulets and our blood is al we have! We no flags, we no famly, only fight! I want you to be on me! Will you?” and men said yes, and moint pan gave order to go back to uroep where the city 16 whas!

Moint pan and clonse wented away into citadle, wehr when they reach ele;vator combines man say “why you here>” and moint pan say “i am met breen so that I can provoke him to support me and army int my endless years longest quest to do what has to be done by me and help gman to HUNT DOWN FREE MAN!” and combesin went moint pan up alone tot top of citale but instead of bren at disk it was clon man! And moint pan say to clonae man “huh! It is long time!' and clonse said back “i know you are here to help friend of ours...”

Moint Pan was SHOCK and say “uyo knows gman!?” and closem said “i knew him when you were toddler welp! How you think I clones all those child? It is not! Only gman! And now he want hont freeman? Okay it is! I agree on breen sake!” and they went to shook but before they could cosem said “only ones thing. Dagter is in resist now as inform for combines and she is near free man probably actually. DO. NOT. I repeat. DO. HARM. HER>” and moint pan say “it is not usual I make promise with man as small as you but you were friend when I needed so ok.” and boys agree!

And then moint pan had colins drive boat to where coast near rebel base was and invades with colns kills many rebls as team! And as relb leader was dead almost on ground moint pan grab his face and hold him to face of self and argue at him “WHERE FREE MAN?!” but lead was dead already! And as team slaghter rebls moint pan go off to alone corner and stand himself and say “only week ago I was a relb too but now I am bombines? What is me? WHAT I FIGHT FOR?!”

but as he stand alone one rebl atack him! And when he pin her to ground he see it not reable but clonsdagter! And he say to her “you are cloans daghter! I must tell you secret combine things!” and she agree but they have to be very quiet so off they did to room where alone could speak. And dahter was no longer little but instead was mid 2-s and hot and moint pan thought secrelty “damn” but he was profesionel and did not say.

And in secret place moint pan say “lets HUNT DOWN FREE MAN becase you are combines spy and you know his spot!” and dauer say back “moint pan I must telly you very imporant thing abot freman but also about your boss who did made a... DEAL with you!” and moinpan was surpris and say out very loud “you knows GMAN?! Tell it now! What is deal? Ho is he? And what my porpoise in life accept to HUNT?!” and she say back to him very quiet “moint an the anser to all your problems is”

but all of sudden her hed explose! And stand behind her is amnad with smoaking gunn! Moint pan is shock and almost shoot oldes fren but sinsted he say out to him “why you kill hot dagter?!” and he say back to moint pan “Mmyeh, she was gonna rub ya out, see?” and moint pan trust him to kno truth becase he was oldes fren. But then they had to run because they had kill combines spy and cloon man knew it and say out “YOU KILL DAUUHTE? MOINT PAN YOU ARE MOINT♥♥♥♥♥♥” and even a breen gave permision to kill him so now the combiens werent friend amymore!

And as clons die to giv cover agains combine foreces moint pan and amne snuk throuh tunnel untilt hey reach hiden space where amaad suednly stop and smile say “Moint Pan all ur answers are just ahed!” and the way behind shut real uick! Mojtn pan was stun but kept goin on to see where answer was and at end in place he mets with IT IS GMAN! And full of anerger moint pan fall to knee and yel out to gman “WHT IS DEAL?!?!?!?!?!”

and gmna give anser moint pan alays want: “Moint pan it was never your deal! Remembar black missa? One who crow bar you was never freeaman but instead was AMAD whole time! Oldes frint was actual spy for US! He keep eye on you for sevantien year so that when time came we could use to desctrat combins from freeman! You thut you HUNT DOWN FREE MAN? Ha! You are foool like baby so!” and moint pan say back to gman “wait! You mean you use spec ops soldier whose face I never see to beat me to actually death but then resurect me and make that boy my best fren only so that sevanteen year later you both culd use me to make it so freeman was always play on easy mode, even tho combins actually dont care about me and all I did was be on boat for two decade and be frame for kill one spy? BASTARD! Oldest trick in book, under my nose hole time!” and gman real menaccing say back “MOINT PAN, you have permision to be die!” and leave him alone suround by combins! Moint pan stand up with guns in hand and say out loud “i knew I would always be alone in end! That is good,! monster needs be alone to kill other monster!” and charge combins!

When dust setle moint pan was dead on ground for secon time in life. But has he lay corpse, the vorticums near... and with their magic powers...

Moint Pan woked up in secret vorticunt black room now, where was chanting noise and strange visions. He saw train frull of free mans all sitting and calm, but said to him “i was never to hunt free man, he was always frame. My hole life goal was a ♥♥♥♥.” but then he feel strange presunce behind him and he knew who it was! It was deepest dearist face from past, one he had not seen forever but hwo was real famous and remember for his black missa deeds, highly popular charcter EISTEIN SCINTIST!

Moint pan say to him “you! I rember! Tell me, if not HUNT DOWN FREE MAN, what is point for moint?!” “STAHP” “i see, yes! But amda betray me and will probaly steal all clons! What can I do to save world?!” “HUEGH” “you are so wise in this place! I am thank old friend. One last thing, will us seee each other again?” “NOO” “yes, I know we can! Thank agin, frend! I go not to hunt down free man, but to HUNT DOWN AVENGE MOINT PAN!”

back on boat amda was real cunning and sisnster as he take over, say to self “deal with GMAN was great! Now I boat!” but as he look off to see he se surviver boat from beech and say again “haha! More slave for my boat army! I am god of clons!” but off of boat steps not just survive but also MOINT PAN! And men realze aman betray there boss! He say “oh no” and run off be chased by moint pan acros hoal boat! Until he reach bow where nowhere else to run and moint pan shoot him in back!

As he crawl up rail he try to beg moint pan and explain self, but moint pan not hear it and holding him to edge he say back: “You betray me! You angry me! You ♥♥♥♥ my face! Now, admin, you have my permision to be die! Its too bad you wont live, but actually who does! Fill your hand yu son of ♥♥♥♥♥! How much I enjoy this? How many slice of bread you eat?! Admanb,You went to cran brook. it is privite school!” and with final shot he shot admaa in head and send him over rail into water gone forever yes!

New second command step up to moint pan side and say to him “where now sir?” and moint pan rember what scintist in vortiworld say to him, the secrit answer to end combins and save world, and say back to second boy “we head for Borerarliarles!”

and second boy say back “but combins are drain ocean so arctic is glaciar wall surround by hundred miles dry land!” and moint pan say “oh.”
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darkboyka_16 Nov 23, 2018 @ 12:42pm 
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Cryptic Runner Nov 26, 2018 @ 4:03pm 
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