This game is so bad and its your fault

[HellSlayer]

No im real, its your fault for making glowing reviews. Because of that dev does not fix the primitive things like archers getting in towers or builders going to safety at night.

Not only that when you got some coins you just toss it in the river - sounds high IQ according to all who praise this game.

Well, enjoy your game with all these annoying nuisances. The dev wont care unless it will be buried in the negative reviews.

EDIT: Nope, i like the game very much! Im just a beginner who doesnt know how to play much, so the thing where archers REFUSE to go in tower is big deal. Its game breakingly bad.

And devs dont care - its ok, but the only way to make dev care is drown it in negative reviews. I see no other way. Best example is no mans sky. It was drowned in bad reviews and they made it good game.

[[B.A.B] F A T H E R M O C K E R]

U men will man the tower closest outher wall ... and else outside aswell
and is not a glitch , but an improvement on your men's intelligence
and if the wall brake down ,, they will man the next tower in-line, intime *no worry

and not only that if u ride side to side evrynow and then a coin drop
to ground, and if it bounce high in the air it will shows like it drops river

but u actually autopick it up instant *(most of the times)
but if u have u satchel filled up it will drop some into river

and surely they (Devs) care, as they proven time after time since game got out 2018

good u will enjoy the game ,,
and i will not say, that it u that so bad at this game and it's u fault :D
- u write what review u like -
but don't think they indie dev's do not care,,,,,

PS. *and me love and review for this game is 100% real ;D
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2685474237

[HellSlayer]

Originally posted by B.A.B F A T H E R M O C K E R:

U men will man the tower closest outher wall ... and else outside aswell
and is not a glitch , but an improvement on your men's intelligence
and if the wall brake down ,, they will man the next tower in-line, intime *no worry

and not only that if u ride side to side evrynow and then a coin drop
to ground, and if it bounce high in the air it will shows like it drops river

but u actually autopick it up instant *(most of the times)
but if u have u satchel filled up it will drop some into river

and surely they (Devs) care, as they proven time after time since game got out 2018

good u will enjoy the game ,,
and i will not say, that it u that so bad at this game and it's u fault :D
- u write what review u like -
but don't think they indie dev's do not care,,,,,

lol :) but really... how am i suppose to be happy with these issues? i saw modding isnt a thing in this game sadly. There are more issues but i just wanted to mention the most appaling ones. :(

[[B.A.B] F A T H E R M O C K E R]

more issues or thing u not understand u might struggle with *just ask ;D

and why this not added any possibilty for modding
i wouldent know as i'm not a developer
but i can imagine it be a rather complex thing for Dev's to implement

game it self is to me realy realy impressing
and surely way more complex then i understand
but i'm without any developement skills though ;D

beside that
there will be some bug's/and issues for this game on so many platforms/co-op options
thats real and hopefully be fixed ove time........

*(the few i seen tru many 100hrs be so minor that i dont even react or see em as bugs)

[thebigdaddyking4536]

Originally posted by HellSlayer:

No im real, its your fault for making glowing reviews. Because of that dev does not fix the primitive things like archers getting in towers or builders going to safety at night.

Not only that when you got some coins you just toss it in the river - sounds high IQ according to all who praise this game.

Well, enjoy your game with all these annoying nuisances. The dev wont care unless it will be buried in the negative reviews.

I don't understand your issue with the Archers.

The Builders go to safety at night if they have no building or chopping orders outside the walls.

You only drop coins into the River if your coin bag is full. The last one sounds like your Fault to me

[HellSlayer]

Originally posted by thebigdaddyking4536:

Originally posted by HellSlayer:

No im real, its your fault for making glowing reviews. Because of that dev does not fix the primitive things like archers getting in towers or builders going to safety at night.

Not only that when you got some coins you just toss it in the river - sounds high IQ according to all who praise this game.

Well, enjoy your game with all these annoying nuisances. The dev wont care unless it will be buried in the negative reviews.

I don't understand your issue with the Archers.

The Builders go to safety at night if they have no building or chopping orders outside the walls.

You only drop coins into the River if your coin bag is full. The last one sounds like your Fault to me

You sound like fanboy.. throwing coins in river is bad design... blaming the player for it is just laughable.

[teleshoes]

LOL! you know whats really funny? this game DOES have awful bugs (e.g.: wallet-explosion, island-select-frozen) and some bad design (banker, loki staff), but you picked two VITAL GAME FEATURES and decided they were BUGS because they dont make the game easy.

you dont like the game, we got it. so leave a negative review and move on.

[[B.A.B] F A T H E R M O C K E R]

hehe Pardon me Mr,, whats the bad design with the LOKI magic septher ?
might be other GOD Power that be more practical in the long run,, but still
part from it's brilliant good fun and an innovative puzzle, it also usable as i ses it ,, right ?

i get that banker can be somewhat to an annoyance ,,, but aint it about adept to the consept
i dont feel i have any overall issues with the banker,,
but i know thats me,
and see alot find that bit over the top
- maybe there be some solution for that in the future - who knows

oow wallet explotion thats sound intresting ;D *whats that about ?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2660074557

[teleshoes]

naaaah, the loki puzzle can get stuffed.

-there is ZERO indication what you need to do
-the thing you need to do is stupid to the point of being suicidal, thus COMPLETELY counter-intuitive
-it comes on the 6th island, which is about halfway through the game
-the actual mechanic is a little buggy, the crown sometimes STARTS to get centered, and then drops and you die. also, sometimes the crown gets knocked randomly too far, etc.
-also, slow motion can be made permanent while transformed the first time, due to the crown still 'falling'
-after you GET the powerup, it is absolutely not clear that your crown will stay be on the statue, so you may wander away, or just press the key trying to figure out how it works and instantly die.
-the first time i unlocked this, i lost my crown AFTER solving the puzzle because i followed what looks like ARROWS on the statue pointing to the left.
-also, i thought maybe i was permanently a greed with this item, and 'up' would maybe activate some further power.


devs need to:
1) add a picture of a crown to the statue, or make your crown glow when you pass by, etc.
SOMETHING to suggest: maybe try this really stupid thing near this statue
2) make it so getting the crown knocked off anywhere near the statue unlocks the staff (cant pick the crown back up until the animation is done, crown cant fall to the floor once it starts moving to the center, area where crown will hit the center is larger)
3) once you transform, add text saying 'press up to return to form'
4) make it so you have the crown back already when you press up

[teleshoes]

as for the banker, i dont run into a bank and throw my cash on the floor, hoping a teller will scramble to pick it up.

the banker should be a 3-coin or 4-coin target to deposit coins.
you pay him, he tosses the coins in the vault (like the 10-coin animation now), and then you can pay him again.

no need to worry about peasants walking back and forth while youre trying to pay the banker, and no need about letting you fill up the vault too fast.

getting coins out? pay 1 coin at the vault door, fill your wallet. ATM fees are real, my dude.

[teleshoes]

actually, im gonna move these comments to a post. theyre my two least favorite things in kingdom and i wanna whine about them again

[[B.A.B] F A T H E R M O C K E R]

LOKI the most mythical in "Norrøn saga" it shouldent be easy -
*and nothing u need to complete the game *not even an achivement
hehe, there arrows pointing bouth ways there though ,,
annyhow, confusing and pure hazard , ok i can relate and agree to that
but done right it rather easy - so when u all new it be a tuff nutty puzzle to crack
i let it be with that

alot in this game like trow coin infront banker u wouldent done in real life
only annoying with banker as i sees it, be when u empire is smal on a new island
they hermits tend to sneak in and catch that coin ;D

*later on, they also digg deep into the farmers fields
so when u need one spesiel. they might hard to find,,, but all that is to me part of the charm

[teleshoes]

Originally posted by B.A.B F A T H E R M O C K E R:

hehe, there arrows pointing bouth ways there though ,,

WRONG! look again, buddy, both are '<'. (which is the rune Kenaz, associated with Loki, which is COOL, but it also looks like an arrow)
lol, why do you think i was confused?

Originally posted by B.A.B F A T H E R M O C K E R:

not even an achivement

hah, you really like being wrong today, father-mocker.
there is an achievement, "i have the power".

Originally posted by B.A.B F A T H E R M O C K E R:

it shouldent be easy

theres a difference between a puzzle being difficult, and a puzzle making NO SENSE.
WHY does getting your crown knocked off solve it?
i did not, even after thinking of this solution, realize it was the solution.

a GOOD puzzle is one where the solution is HARD to think of, but once you SOLVE it, its CLEARLY the answer.

this isnt a puzzle, its just 'try everything until youre about to give up and kill yourself, oh wait killing yourself is apparently the answer???'.

plus the game then rewards you with another trick, where if you press up to use your new power like the other 3 items, you instantly die.

heh, i cant believe youre defending this, to be honest.

[[B.A.B] F A T H E R M O C K E R]

yes u right i was wrong *i forgot that1 be involved that achivement

: ,,,
yes, i loved it as a puzzle as mutch as the challenge
*not defending it more then it very nice made and good looking
and i can see some think it isent, and thensome u need to complete the game *as it isent

mostly evry other God Power be more valuable to complete the game
still some people very good at useing it ,, basicly for fun
*just like they 2 God powered portals - it will take u time to manage use em propherly i think

[teleshoes]

i loved the other puzzles.

thor's was easy but cool. i wish it was more expensive (or that it didnt tell you which letters were wrong) so that you needed to read the hint-stone instead of brute-forcing it (pay 7, tweak, pay 7, tweak, pay 7, done)

hel's wasnt a puzzle but was really cool and had an added challenge. i kinda wish the archers would die instead of just losing their bows. would make it really creepy.

heimdallr's was the hardest of the 3 good ones, but was satisfying once you figured it out. there's a light that changes with the day on the statue, and theres a horse that changes with the day on the same island => eureka!

where's the eureka for loki's?

[teleshoes]

also, they could add some challenge thats literally impossible without loki's staff, like you need to be a breeder or a crab to do it, and even then its really hard.
maybe something thats on like island 5, and you have to come back once you get it.