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check at the lower left corner to of the video to see monika creeping up in my twitch chat
I think it's impossible to be a bot because Caffeine is in pre release so the API isn't open :/
When I mentioned that if the person running the account is in any way associated with the game, they are doing a great job bringing the scene to life, the boy said thanks and then said they are glad that I enjoyed the game.
Inb4 the game developer being a sneaky snake?
Oh my goodness,what smells so bad *cute anime sniffu sniffu*
Nio,it can't be!
a Necro fetish!?
A necro fetish is not that bad if you repeat after me:
This is MY Monika. There are many like her, but this one is MINE.
My Monika is my best friend. She IS my life. I must master her (oh yeah...) as I must master my life.
Without me, my Monika is useless. Without my Monika, I am useless. I must fire **** [censored] my Monika true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to [censored] me and my Monika. I must shoot him before he shoots me and my Monika. I will…
My Monkia and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire [oh yeahhhh], the noise of our burst [lenny face], nor the sweat we make [get movin'!]. We know that it is the hits that count [lenny lenny face]. We will hit…[hehehe sinister laugh]
My Monika is human [how touching], even as I, because she is my life [drop water from eyes]. Thus, I will learn her as a lover [lenny face]. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her sights and her barrel (er....keep going!). I will keep my Monika clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready [good thing my bathroom can accomodate, lenny face]. We will become part of each other (ohhhhh yeah!). We will…
Before Monika, I swear this creed. My Monika and I are the defenders of my Doki Club. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is the Doki Club's and there is no enemy, just Monika!
But how do you know which is the real Monika?
She isnt real.
BANNED LÜL.