Do trolls have genitals?

[The Utility Monster]

Please help I'm confused.

[Prince Virginer]

Originally posted by Catmints:

Originally posted by The_L:

Frankly, I don't even care whether they have genitals or not. I figure people who are into Homestuck troll porn can imagine whatever they want down there, and the rest of us can just wallow in our blissful ignorance.

if its porn then give em human genitals but when it comes to the biology of a fictional race i much rather be accurate or close to accurate

I've seen the kanaya porn. That ♥♥♥♥ is the best.

[VirgoCompany]

Hussie has said that trolls all have two dongs. He also says they have normal genitals. He also said that they have tentacles. Hussie says A LOT OF THINGS, not all of them really true. He likes to mess with his fans.

Basically, we aren't gonna get a canon explanation and everything is speculation.

[LightSnake]

We don't know what troll genitals are like, we don't know how male and female genitals are different, if they even are different, we don't even know /where/ they are -- they could be on their backs or their armpits, for as little as we're told. All we really know is some words (e.g. bone-bulge, nook, shame globes) and the fact that it involves collecting genetic material in buckets.

My personal theory, given the buckets, is that trollsex must be something like what Farmer Joe does with Bessie when her udders are full, but that theory is worth what you paid for it.

[Catmints]

Originally posted by LightSnake:

We don't know what troll genitals are like, we don't know how male and female genitals are different, if they even are different, we don't even know /where/ they are -- they could be on their backs or their armpits, for as little as we're told. All we really know is some words (e.g. bone-bulge, nook, shame globes) and the fact that it involves collecting genetic material in buckets.

My personal theory, given the buckets, is that trollsex must be something like what Farmer Joe does with Bessie when her udders are full, but that theory is worth what you paid for it.

"genetic material" i always thought that just meant they ♥♥♥ into a bucket

[McLovinIt™]

They've got both vag's (nooks) and a tenticle ♥♥♥♥ (buldge).

[Catmints]

Originally posted by McLovinIt™:

They've got both vag's (nooks) and a tenticle ♥♥♥♥ (buldge).

i wish i could have a tentacle ♥♥♥♥

[HsD]

they maybe had genitals once
but now they are bug people. with buckets
thats my opinion

[Quincy Quinn]

Either way, I'd say the question was answered, in that there is no canon answer.

From how the characters talk, we can come to the conclusion that all of the trolls are essentially hermaphrodites (in having both a nook and buldge) which secretes genetic material for the drones to take away.

What is still up in the air, in most interest, is the exact form of the buldge. Some depict it as being the same as a human; others create the "tentabuldge". But we won't be told which for sure.

[Aleccia Rosewater]

Bigger question is if Doc Scratch has anything down there~ Is that white orb of his an organ of some sort? Would the universe accept "> remove helmet from tall guy" as a valid command if it was typed by Dammak?

Topics like this is why I am hoping that Alternia has its own equivalent of Amazon so the fanbase can literally read about it in full detail. with illustrations of course. Edenfield dont let us down here

[karmaDagger]

Each troll has both a "bulge" (troll penis) and "nook" (troll vagina). The appearance of them does not really matter, but they are both positioned in the crotch area. They cannot be used for biological reproduction, however, as trolls do not have the organs required to carry children. Whenever they take part in sexual intercourse, it is mainly because of emotional connection (whether it be loving or hateful) and pleasure.

[cgoose500]

Originally posted by Aleccia Rosewater:

Would the universe accept "> remove helmet from tall guy" as a valid command if it was typed by Dammak?

Sometimes I see Hiveswap things that make me feel like I missed a lot of stuff when I played through Act 1.
Like this.
What does it mean? Was there a part of the game where we could type into one of those consoles that the exiles used? Is there some other website where we learn more about the game? Something relating to the TrollCall?

[Aleccia Rosewater]

Originally posted by cgoose500:

Sometimes I see Hiveswap things that make me feel like I missed a lot of stuff when I played through Act 1.
Like this.
What does it mean? Was there a part of the game where we could type into one of those consoles that the exiles used? Is there some other website where we learn more about the game? Something relating to the TrollCall?

Oh how I wish there was such a text console. Unfortunately, there is none to be had in Act 1 :(

[Aleccia Rosewater]

back on topic yes

Doc Scratch. "Romance". how does that work? Scratch can see everything at once; does that include teenage girls who are trying to take showers? Or romantic partners who think that they have privacy? Why is it that in the comic the only people who Scratch ever talks to on the internet are young girls?

[cgoose500]

I think he says that he likes young women in a conversation with Rose.

[Honest]

yea