Ok, who was a stupid mad man that thought its an AMAZING idea to make you play pong in this game?

[Mutant Overlord]

A horrible version of pong where ball goes super fast, your paddle goes super slow (even with using dodge), enemy paddle is 3 times faster and 2 balls coming at both of your corners at the same time.
WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS HORSE SH*T?!?!?!
I DIDN'T PAID TO PLAY A TERRIBLE PORT OF PONG - I PAID TO PLAY A FAST PACED SHOOT EM UP GAME!!!

It took me more than an hour on this few minutes long level to finish it and it was mostly due randomness of balls and enemy AI than my own skill.
Victory like this does not feel fun

[Jamiras]

Even on easy, this seems like the hardest fight in the game. There's no strategy to learn, it's just random luck whether or not you can get your paddle anywhere useful. It's especially crappy when two or three balls spawn already headed in your direction and you're expected to be able to react.

[Mutant Overlord]

Originally posted by Jamiras:

Even on easy, this seems like the hardest fight in the game. There's no strategy to learn, it's just random luck whether or not you can get your paddle anywhere useful. It's especially crappy when two or three balls spawn already headed in your direction and you're expected to be able to react.

Its even worse when balls suddenly spawn from enemy paddle for free and goes in opossite directions and you have no chance to hit both of them at the same time.

[affenbr0t_6o4]

mad coz bad

[Mutant Overlord]

Originally posted by add random crits to competitive:

mad coz bad

Oh, a very dedicated troll searching deep thru forums for old threads just to act like a douche despite majority of this game community agreeing that this level was pure thrash in term of game design and random generated numbers.
Simple adorable. Please tell us more about your sickz gamerz skillz and how its easy to win in One Armed Bandit.