Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

Kane Apr 13, 2017 @ 9:52pm
Is there really no way to kill Chunk Norris?
Subject says it all. I am curious if it is possible.
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Chris P. Bacon Apr 13, 2017 @ 10:48pm 
nuke him until he dies
Zodiac92x Apr 13, 2017 @ 11:10pm 
one does not simply kill chuck norris
Rogersy_ Apr 13, 2017 @ 11:51pm 
I put him against 15000 Spartans and I thought they were winning until he regained health
Chris P. Bacon Apr 13, 2017 @ 11:56pm 
CHUNK NORRIS VS CHUNK NORRIS
Renshaw Apr 14, 2017 @ 4:22am 
Originally posted by Darth Kane:
Subject says it all. I am curious if it is possible.

Maybe he just needs a nemesis. I don't know...like Ardalf Hortler. Maybe Jose Stallion or Olama ben Hardy.

No no, wait, I got it. Benadryl Cumberfinch!
Last edited by Renshaw; Apr 14, 2017 @ 4:23am
Rogersy_ Apr 15, 2017 @ 11:25am 
His perfect nemesis would be John Cena or Jesus.
Kane Apr 15, 2017 @ 4:47pm 
Rogersy, why John Cena? I'd think Randy Orton. RKO!
Nahh all you have to do to kill Chunk is pirate the game, the devs have anti piracy in place and will nuke one faction in perma death just repeat until you get chunk dead xD
ZachZent Apr 15, 2017 @ 7:34pm 
Only THE KILLER RABBIT can kill him
TylerF Apr 15, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
I like Chuck Norris (despite the controversy his personal views have on the internet), but I think some generic version of Bruce Lee (Bruiser Lee? Bruce Leet?) should be capable of beating him.
uncommon saucers Apr 15, 2017 @ 11:26pm 
drop a nuke.
Capitalism, Ho! Apr 15, 2017 @ 11:35pm 
He has 1000000 hp, so he is killalble. 100k Turtles V CN should be close, and 100k WWII Soldiers should easilily do it.
Zenotar Apr 15, 2017 @ 11:37pm 
If you reduce his health to 0 it just resets to full though. so he can't be killed
Bongo Apr 16, 2017 @ 12:28am 
he should die permanently when his health reaches 0. there is no point adding him otherwise.
Braxxell Apr 16, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
when you get his health to zero, it goes back up to full again, there is no way to kill him, it makes him kinda boring
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