Tell us your favourite Desperados III line / dialogue

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What do you think is the most iconic, coolest or funniest line in Desperados III?
Very short dialogues, like character A says few words and Character B comments also with very few words, count as well

Rule of Thumb: It should be short enough to fit on a coffee mug, a poster or a shirt.

Please post your favorite line(s) here.
I'll collect them in a few weeks, so no hurry

[sethmage]

Hands down my favourite (2nd mission)

H: This reminds me that ♥♥♥♥♥house in Deadwood
C: Which one?
H: The one I was thrown out
C: That doesn't narrow it down

[Bones]

H: I'll use my singing voice.

[Affro-Jojo]

Kate O'Hara: You're nothing but a greedy f***!

[Hughey]

Cooper:
"The old and the new."
"Two's better than one."
"Fifteen paces."
"Oldest trick in the book."
"Who needs a good killing?"

Doc:
"It'll cost ya."
"Oh, I won't miss."
"Meat for the vultures."
"It saved me dozens of times."
"I got the tools for the job."

Hector:
"Who needs a haircut?"
"Bianca is ready."
"Let's lure someone in."
"Say hello to this beauty."

Kate:
"You like it rough? Follow me."
"Just a harmless sneeze."
"Elegant and discrete."
"Don't miss your chance, darlin'."

Isabelle:
"Let's stick a pin in 'em."
"I need a new puppet."
"Go with Papa Ghede."
"See you on the other side."

[ErikTheos]

Doctor McCoy: Miss did you just stab a knife through your hand?
Isabelle: I need a minute. I'm still dizzy
Doctor McCoy: Course you are. Let me have a look at that
Isabelle: Who do you take yourself for? My mother?

[Mates]

Hector in Baton Rouge, using Not Bianca: Time for... this *thing*.

[Stan]

Mccoy: Seriously, what's the deal with the giant bear trap?
Hector: Ah....Bianca. The love of my life.
Mccoy: you gave that thing a name?
Hector: You hear that, Bianca. He's jealous.

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Thanks, all of those are pretty cool!

Keep them coming!

[chksix]

The quote about 15 paces is legendary too.

[Big Dot]

I don't know why, but I find the line from that guy by the light bulb strangely endearing. "I'm not sure I understand it myself really"

[Bertie]

"One good shot, Frank. One good shot."

[Narlak]

Gently and methodically placing a garden rake on the ground.

“Like ……. This”

[Frea Ælmihtig]

These violent delights.

[Frea Ælmihtig]

Originally posted by sethmage:

Hands down my favourite (2nd mission)

H: This reminds me that ♥♥♥♥♥house in Deadwood
C: Which one?
H: The one I was thrown out
C: That doesn't narrow it down

Yeah, that scene is funny enough, but it is actually:

H: This place reminds me of the one in Deadwood.
C: There's lots of **** in Deadwood.
H: You know, the one where they kicked me out.
C: That doesn't narrow it.