terrible game

[Broken_Ai]

what a waste of time to play and install, i wouldent bother guys.

[Ch0plol]

Yeah, really... Bundlestars seems to just dump the most terrible games for a low price to make you think it's worth it. Even $3 was too much for this horrible bundle.

[SirGCal]

The first level I was like 'interesting'.. the 2nd.. they get like 3 to our 1... and they are power for power... how are you ever to battle that.. /shrug... ?? Or I'm missing something big...

[mervyn_harris]

Can't even get past the first level.. not very good to get you use to the game.. POS is my opinion.... just seems to hard to work out

[=Dedalus=]

thanks for heads up

[Paragon Soul]

I've seen better games on my microwave oven

[YukoValis]

bad game sure, but the "Engrish" is amazing sometimes. best part of the game.

[spacejumper]

yup, what a gem

[=Snappy=]

*shrug*

Speaking as someone who bought this directly on steam sale for possibly as much as $2 (@_@), you bundle ppl who probably paid <$1 got some nerve complaining.

I had fun at it. It's not that bad. I mean ... it's pretty bad, but it's not unplayably bad. (But, it is bad enough to make it a qualified "I shouldn't really be playing games right now" game. ;P)

I'm not even discussing this in the context of "here is what you should know if you are considering buying this game", because of course you, me, and everyone else are not considering buying this game! But I do have to stick up for it a bit from the standpoint of ppl trashing it as completely un-fun, un-playable, buggy, etc., cuz it's not any of those things. Other than the bug that many achievements seem to not work* :(, i can't really criticize the (purely) technical qualities of the product. (*edit: possibly this has been patched.)

And yes, this has to be one of the most engrishy games on steam. It's not just what they say, or even how they say it, but the fact that they say it like 6 times. It's remedial. It's like engrish + sesame street.


I'm going to attack you now.
..
OK, so you're going to attack me.
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Yes, I'm going to attack you now!
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Well, will you attack me now?
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When I attack you, you will see!
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I am ready for you to attack!
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I will attack soon!
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When?
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Now!


It's been several years, but that's my impression. Hope u liked. :P

[elijahjns]

I bought this on GamersGate before it was on steam and I had a fun little play through. I'd give it a positive rating but I don't own it on steam.