Will Adol Ever Get Laid [SPOILERS, SERIOUSLY]

[Jimmy Rustler]

So I like the Ys series, and I like the Japanese and what they're doing to keep video games alive, but it's getting a little old having cutie pies pining over Adol all the time only to have him either ignore them, leave, or have something happen to them in the story.

I know he's an honorable upstanding guy and all that, and most of the girls in the series wouldn't be happy with a pump and dump, but what happened to Tia is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥t, even putting aside Adol leaving her all the time to be taken on 'dates' with Raud.

Maybe you don't think she was the waifu of the game, but I don't care about your opinion. Why does she disintegrate into fairy dust after you destroy the Root? Did Emperor Palpatine make her from the Force? I thought she was just the descendant of the line of Iskan elders. Why didn't all the other elders turn into glowing snow? I can understand her losing her goth makeup and just being Tia again, but apart from the emotional impact, I don't get what happened to her.

I mean, I felt feelings at the end, I usually do in these games, I'm just starting to get this inkling that Falcom are trying to cuck me. It's not a big deal, it's just annoying. Do we ever have evidence of Adol having been with a woman, or have we just been left to assume that he'll settle down one day? I haven't finished anything between 2 and Ark of Napishtim.

[Doomlord]

Killing off waifus has been an Ys thing for ages. The only evidence of Adol being with a woman we have comes from an interview with Kondo where he pondered the idea of a future Ys game starring Adol's son. Ingame lore only states he went back to his village at some point past his 50s to write his journals.

[Jimmy Rustler]

All I'm saying is that they better get him in a canonical relationship before some fat coastal landwhale on a localization team decides it would be stunning and brave for us to have a gay Adol Christin in the West and tries to get her fanship of him and Dogi into canon here. And Falcom concedes because they don't understand or want to deal with degenerate foreigners.

All or at least part of what I'm saying

[MapleOmega]

Adol is just to monk mode to care about waifus. He has exploring to do and boats to ruin and more amnesia to obtain!

[Tanya Degurechaff]

Honestly i think Adol is gay for Duren

[darkjedi521]

The closest they’ve come recently is Dana, and look what happened to her

[Jimmy Rustler]

Originally posted by darkjedi521:

The closest they’ve come recently is Dana, and look what happened to her

Damn it I'm in the middle of Lacrimosa of Dana

Originally posted by Nanachi:

Honestly i think Adol is gay for Duren

The idea that some hipster broad or her orbirters on a localization team will push this idea is the stuff of nightmares for me.

[Tanya Degurechaff]

Originally posted by Uranai Zenny:

Originally posted by darkjedi521:

The closest they’ve come recently is Dana, and look what happened to her

Damn it I'm in the middle of Lacrimosa of Dana

Originally posted by Nanachi:

Honestly i think Adol is gay for Duren

The idea that some hipster broad or her orbirters on a localization team will push this idea is the stuff of nightmares for me.

for that to work the game has to be playable *chuckes*

[Perdomai]

Sad how Adol didn't get any of that goddess tail in Zepik village

[terry309]

No one is good enough for him... Adol has a thing called standards.

Most men who aren't desperate incels do and when you're a guy who kicks ass for a living like Adol, most women are out of your league.

[Jimmy Rustler]

Originally posted by terry309:

No one is good enough for him... Adol has a thing called standards.

Most men who aren't desperate incels do and when you're a guy who kicks ass for a living like Adol, most women are out of your league.

Good until the end. Should be 'you're out of most women's league'. Fine bantz otherwise.

My concern isn't so much that he surrender his purity of essence to the fairer sex as that some localization team in SF or Portland don'r get some ideas about giving him a unique sexuality in the English version because you can't point directly to him actually banging a girl in canon.

[terry309]

Originally posted by Uranai Zenny:

Originally posted by terry309:

No one is good enough for him... Adol has a thing called standards.

Most men who aren't desperate incels do and when you're a guy who kicks ass for a living like Adol, most women are out of your league.

Good until the end. Should be 'you're out of most women's league'.

Ah It's supposed to be the other way round, I get ya

[Perdomai]

I mean the one he loved first was a goddess, so I guess that’s why these new women don’t really have a chance