funny painting stories?

[♚ Akko II]

I'm sure everyone has some. Mine are these so far:
I painted vodka bottle and someone bought it, because it was revolting.
I painted a poop and the person with baguette told me it was fresh like a morning baguette. Well, enjoy the meal.
After painting my third poop I was so popular Hippies told me I wouldn't receive any money from them. And the baguette men never bought anything again...

[Mr. Figgles]

I painted two flags. The ISIS flag and the American Flag and saw which one would get a higher offer. I wanted to see the true color of the citizens of this game.

The ISIS flag sold for 600+. The American one sold for ~20.

[Sad_soggy_sausage]

This one time, I mean more than one time Steve was looking at my paintings and was telling he needs something fresh so I actualy painted...someting "Fresh"....someting sexual, regreding Steve, called Steve Enjoying a big fresh one...Steve bought it for 90 or so?

[Incredible HLK]

I made a piece called "Boring Old Men Complaining" which showed exactly what the title describes for the first act. The boring old men loved it and it was the highest price painting for that act in that playthrough.

I made another piece called "Sad Businessman" for the craft act 2 and because of the colors the businessmen didn't like it and said "Sad."

[Ghoul Blaster (Wu-Tang)]

I did a kids crayon drawing saying "SUCK IT NAZI'S" to attract the old people, an old guy immediately bought it for 100 something.

[SeansShow]

Spent so long trying to recreate The Scream by Edvard Munch that I went bankrupt just as I was finishing it off.

[Dusk]

PROPER Critic response xD
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/885385098243237414/B60DA6E1909737EB121882DC000EC5E7305567AF/
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1224038389

[Dumblydore]

Originally posted by Dr.Walterstein (negative one):

This one time, I mean more than one time Steve was looking at my paintings and was telling he needs something fresh so I actualy painted...someting "Fresh"....someting sexual, regreding Steve, called Steve Enjoying a big fresh one...Steve bought it for 90 or so?

I'm so happy that I'm not the only one that has targeted steve with my art like this... haha