I can't move

[Busts-A-Nut]

I tried all the buttons but i just can't move

[big_sleepy_121]

you cant all you can do is jump and shoot

[Rectify]

I think nonbody can move.

[Maxman]

same here ...... ;(

[whyeo1810]

this is rubbish, I was expecting this to be side-scroll shooter

[Flatulence Florence]

well F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Busts-A-Nut]

Wut? you can't even move? the enemies aren't even random, i know that this was meant to be a joke but at least don't make it worse than a flash game, seriously i could have made this in scratch in less than 4 hours

[Melderan]

No you are not allowed to move...but there is still game potention such as unlocking all the achievements.

[Rineux]

Features are "Jumping", "Double Jumping" and "Shooting". No one ever said anything about moving.

[Busts-A-Nut]

Originally posted by Melderan:

No you are not allowed to move...but there is still game potention such as unlocking all the achievements.

As i said, the least they could do is make the enemies appeareance order random, this is just bad, even for a free game standard, AT LEAST if you could aim, but not even that

[Dragunov]

I cannot even shoot more than two times

[Alpha and Omega]

Originally posted by whyeo1810:

this is rubbish, I was expecting this to be side-scroll shooter

April fools!

[Alpha and Omega]

Originally posted by NANCOK:

Wut? you can't even move? the enemies aren't even random, i know that this was meant to be a joke but at least don't make it worse than a flash game, seriously i could have made this in scratch in less than 4 hours

It was made for April fools about ~4 years ago and lived on Platinum's 404 page for a while. Seriously, it's a free game meant to tease whatever that countdown is for. You're expecting too much from something that is intended as a joke.

[Ishraqiyun]

Originally posted by Rin:

Features are "Jumping", "Double Jumping" and "Shooting". No one ever said anything about moving.

It's implied in the 8-bit presentation.

[Demonyx]

Lol guys, this flash game was previously on Platinum Games site in place of 404 page. Maybe you also want a Witcher-like plot?)))

[Ishraqiyun]

Originally posted by Demonyx:

Lol guys, this flash game was previously on Platinum Games site in place of 404 page. Maybe you also want a Witcher-like plot?)))

So what? They're presenting as if it's a full retro style game, which it isn't.