Life is Strange: Before the Storm

Life is Strange: Before the Storm

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BadLamprey Sep 4, 2017 @ 12:40pm
Funniest line? [SPOILERS]
My vote is for after Chloe sits down on the train, if you choose "talk about the weather", Chloe says, "Nice Rachel we're having!"

frigging brilliant!

(I think she only says it if you handed Rachel the belt. There may be other factor. On my strictly platonic playthrough she actually asked about the weather.)
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Nerelisin Aziz Sep 4, 2017 @ 12:45pm 
Oooooh I missed it, I went for "uuhhhh" instead, because that's exactly what I would say :v

As for the best
"Chloe, you punch a lot of d icks"
I lost it so much I have no idea what they were saying then
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Korbin Sep 4, 2017 @ 12:46pm 
The V-card cracked me up - more Rachel's reaction. LOL
zierse Sep 4, 2017 @ 1:02pm 
A lot of Chloe's 'in-game' lines during the game with Steph and Mikey were pretty hilarious.
Cmdo.Delta Sep 4, 2017 @ 1:11pm 
Well I could not rephrase the line but if you play the board game before getting in class, you can have a very very funny line said by Chloe to the dragon that doesnt want to give you the keys to free the prisoners... but it's very long one xD
And the dragon eventually pee on himself because he is scared xD
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AegonB91 Sep 4, 2017 @ 3:17pm 
I don't understand the joke. Maybe because I'm not really an english speaker. Is "Rachel" something to do with "rain" or what?

Also the best line is when Chloe says she should have taken a bath.
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C0caineInMyBrain Sep 4, 2017 @ 3:21pm 
Originally posted by AegonB91:
I don't understand the joke. Maybe because I'm not really an english speaker. Is "Rachel" something to do with "rain" or what?

Also the best line is when Chloe says she should have taken a bath.

its just that she's so nervous that she mixed up two completely unrelated words , "Rachel" and "weather."
nenoro Sep 4, 2017 @ 3:35pm 
Well i play twice and i choose two time weather nothing can be better than being weird and funny XD

But there is another funny part it's when you shut wells' mouth when he want to blackmailing you about drugs

But i smile everytime when Chloe says something funny
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tomix9tomix Sep 4, 2017 @ 3:59pm 
Yeah, my favorite line would be when Rachel says something like "Let's have some fun" and if you flirt Chloe says "Sorry Rachel, I've already lost my V-card." And Rachel is just completly taken back by it
mjc0961 Sep 4, 2017 @ 4:04pm 
Originally posted by Aziz:
As for the best
"Chloe, you punch a lot of d icks"
I lost it so much I have no idea what they were saying then

I'd give it to that one as well. I was not expecting that.
AmaniLeon Sep 4, 2017 @ 4:09pm 
Agreed, funniest line ;3; but then alot of the lines were funny, they did great for that xD
CZBGR Icepick Sep 4, 2017 @ 4:27pm 
Originally posted by Aziz:
Oooooh I missed it, I went for "uuhhhh" instead, because that's exactly what I would say :v

As for the best
"Chloe, you punch a lot of d icks"
I lost it so much I have no idea what they were saying then
The buildup to that made it funnier. I mean, that was the punchline, but that had to follow after she kept saying it and the other guys were like, "what?"

Honestly, that was one of the best jokes in the episode.

Oh, and the middle finger right after blowing a kiss at the sketchy guys. Hilarious!

The one with the argument with the bouncer when you got the right final comeback was a close second. Almost cliché, but I mean, that was perfect meme material right there. I was like "Oh, snap! Girl!". It was perfect, and I got to quote it.
ReissyBoi Sep 4, 2017 @ 4:52pm 
It was that "joke" Joyce tells Chloe about cooking eggs for David's breakfast. I have no idea why I laughed so much, probably because it was so bad and Chloe's lack of reaction.
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CZBGR Icepick Sep 4, 2017 @ 5:04pm 
Originally posted by ReissyBoi:
It was that "joke" Joyce tells Chloe about cooking eggs for David's breakfast. I have no idea why I laughed so much, probably because it was so bad and Chloe's lack of reaction.
Honestly, I didn't find it really funny. I was waiting for the punchline. I get that she told her he said "What are you gonna get" (referring to Chloe), but I didn't see the point. It could actually be taken as offending, rather than humorous, given how she feels about David. Her response was actually appropriate.
Brewski Sep 4, 2017 @ 5:39pm 
Personally, it's a tie for me between"

"A ♥♥♥♥♥ takes your yoo-hoo she's gotta get got." Rachel

"Sorry Rachel, v-cards already been punched." Chloe

The second one resulted in a spit take.
ReissyBoi Sep 4, 2017 @ 5:45pm 
Originally posted by CZBGR Icepick:
Originally posted by ReissyBoi:
It was that "joke" Joyce tells Chloe about cooking eggs for David's breakfast. I have no idea why I laughed so much, probably because it was so bad and Chloe's lack of reaction.
Honestly, I didn't find it really funny. I was waiting for the punchline. I get that she told her he said "What are you gonna get" (referring to Chloe), but I didn't see the point. It could actually be taken as offending, rather than humorous, given how she feels about David. Her response was actually appropriate.
The whole point is that there is no punchline, plus the fact that Chloe remained silent wasn't because David was talking to her (Chloe wasn't even there so there's no reason to feel offended), it was purely because it was a terrible attempt at a funny joke that Chloe didn't find amusing and Joyce sort of did.

The whole joke was Joyce cooked 4 eggs, 2 for herself and 2 for David. David made a joke implying he was going to eat all 4 and asking what was Joyce going to eat. Joyce found it funny enough to tell Chloe thinking she would laugh, but she didn't and it went silent, so it made me giggle a bit... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell you've just killed the whole thing having to explain something so simple
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