Porn tape

[Captain Schettino]

OK, against my better judgement I ended up doing a porn tape with a Polish hussar, a gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥, a dominatrix and a couple of female Siamese twins. Don't judge me, I was drunk. Anyone knows what to do with the porn tape?

[steelcoresoviet]

It was actually just a mutant jock dressed as a Hussar. And the acrobat has another personality.

You can take it to the movie house for minor lulz. I really wish you could put it on other TVs, like Kovalev's/Katya's.

[Captain Schettino]

Yes, tried that. Well, I was wondering why a Russian game was not giving any jab against Poles, but it answered that question.

[Poppi !!]

I had a good time...except for that bizarre rash...but hey, what the hell.

[solonster]

Originally posted by Captain Schettino:

Yes, tried that. Well, I was wondering why a Russian game was not giving any jab against Poles, but it answered that question.

Well, in KRZ you can see a graffiti saying "Gry łączą a nie dzielą" it's polish for "Games unite, not divide", that probably explains why they're rather friendly. Also there is a reference to the Witcher and plenty of polish names.

[Captain Schettino]

Originally posted by solonster:

Originally posted by Captain Schettino:

Yes, tried that. Well, I was wondering why a Russian game was not giving any jab against Poles, but it answered that question.

Well, in KRZ you can see a graffiti saying "Gry łączą a nie dzielą" it's polish for "Games unite, not divide", that probably explains why they're rather friendly. Also there is a reference to the Witcher and plenty of polish names.

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how much of this game I am losing out since I am not a Slav.

[Shrike Alfare]

It's really easy to miss content in one play through. Like, REALLY easy.

[Captain Schettino]

Originally posted by Shriking Alf:

It's really easy to miss content in one play through. Like, REALLY easy.

I could play it 100 times, but I would never understand something written in Slavrunes or relevant to Slavic culture.

[Papa Shekels]

Originally posted by Captain Schettino:

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how much of this game I am losing out since I am not a Slav.

Much of it seems to be over-the-top culture. Like so many people being named after beets, some of the dialogue with peasants, etc. I personally just felt very overwhelmed by how familiar it all felt, from the building architecture to the way the people talked.

[bubak]

Originally posted by Captain Schettino:

a couple of female Siamese twins.

I thought it was her other lips talking...down under :D

[Grambo]

well there is this girl in mountain pass of woes who camps near the waterfall and she talks about wanting to go to krasnoznamenny and seeing some video about love, too bad i sold that casette at dead city, wonder if i could give it to her...

[JFSOCC]

Originally posted by Grambo:

well there is this girl in mountain pass of woes who camps near the waterfall and she talks about wanting to go to krasnoznamenny and seeing some video about love, too bad i sold that casette at dead city, wonder if i could give it to her...

I tried, you can't, but you can sell it to her. I bartered it against her cologne. no special dialogue or anything