Favorite Dialogue you've heard?

[Googley Eye'd Bastard]

Was playing saltspire yesterday and one of my team mates missed with a bomb, to which saltspire said "How is it you see worse with two eyes...THAN I DO WITH ONE?" and i froze and laughed my ass off for about 20 seconds.

You guys found any burns like this that made you laugh or smile or anything you found really interesting?

[Brother Bigot]

"OI... We're the bloody ubershrike 5 or 4, doesn't matter"

[Wo0d Glue]

i think kerillian should die but her comments about bardin are hilarious

"Impressive Goreksson, now wipe that spittle from your mouth."
drooling autist dwarf

"Is that a bomb, or did Goreksson's brain fall out?"

[Dude Manrod]

Had one the other day playing as kerillian and saltz shot me

Open the GOOD eye one eye!

[Byron]

has no one heard this one yet? one of saltzpyre's alert lines for one of the sorcerer specials

"FAT BASTARD BLIGHTSTORMER"

[Assblaster]

"I ale you were a wish."

Kr-Kruber...had a hard life :(

[Terrortoma]

B U L L _ O F _ O S T L A N D

[Capt. Wulfric Redbeard]

Bardin: "dont waste that azumgi!"
Kruber: "what?it looked worse than it was!"
Bardin: "no wonder your empire is on its knees..."

also
Kruber: "so you got a talent in wasting healing as the elf, dont you bardin?"
Bardin: "parhaps us elder races learned somthing through the time we were around"

also
Bardin when left alone: "yes leave that dwarf behind (start muttering)..."

[Forz]

"Healing? For that?! Hardy folk my arse"

[Quothe]

paraphasing:

Sienna: They're turning trolls into bile trolls? Can we turn Saltzpyre into a human?

[Terrortoma]

Originally posted by Kvothe:

paraphasing:

Sienna: They're turning trolls into bile trolls? Can we turn Saltzpyre into a human?

Zealot versus the Insane. But which is which?

[Sir Duckyweather]

Kruber upon being healed by Kerillian:
"You just helped a lumberfoot, mate."

[Terrortoma]

Favourite dialogue is when Blightstormers keep talking for 5 minutes after you kill them.

[lockwoodx]

Originally posted by AnaLoGMunKy:

The words "Lumberfoot" and "Mayfly" are my fave lines in the game.

Condencending remarks of a bully.

[Mdgrim]

Favorite dialogue? Pretty much any line that doesn't involve lumberfoots or mayflys. I can't wait for mod support simply for the "mute Kerillian" mod that is guaranteed to be made

[Riepah]

At the start of Hunger in the Dark, at the ladder down, Kerillian says something like "If you do fall, lumberfoots, try to land on your heads." - that line was pretty hilarious.