Sigmar is love, Sigmar is life

[Sin Archbishop of Vainglory]

I was only 30ish years old.
I loved Sigmar so much, I had all the relics and legends.
I pray to Sigmar every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Sigmar is love” I say, “Sigmar is life."
My elf hears me and calls me a Lumberfoot. I knew she was just jealous of my devotion to Sigmar.
I called her a♥♥♥♥♥♥
She calls me a Mayfly and I go to sleep.
I'm praying now and my faith is not hurt.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Sigmar! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my empire."
He grabs me with his strong hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my♥♥♥♥♥cheeks for Sigmar.
He penetrates my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Sigmar. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Sigmar.
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
My elf walks in.
Sigmar looks her straight in the eye and says,
"It's all over now."
Sigmar leaves through my window.
Sigmar is love. Sigmar is life.

[Vulkan]

Annnnnnd this is what a mental breakdown looks like ladies n gents .

[Saltzpyre]

This is why we don't let Witch Hunters drink booze anymore. Only health potions, and not for fun, only necessity.

[Warlord]

Try harder.

[Sin Archbishop of Vainglory]

think i did or someone else did this in the V1 discussions a few months back, also its better than the post about this game being racist, or no blacks in the game, ect. all those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ post

[namali]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffE-FKlXys8

[namali]

haHAA btw

[Mr. Jackpots]

P R A I S E S I G M A R

[Ireheart]

Sigmar is love, Sigmar is life.

[Drunkenstein]

You should replace Kerillian with Sienna. She and Saltzpyre have a crude hatred relationship.

[Pino is reading a book]

Victor Saltzpyre - in game - playing fallout 4........sigmar will punish you

[SH4]

For karl franz and bloody sigmar ... YEAH!

[Sin Archbishop of Vainglory]

Originally posted by Pino is reading a book:

Victor Saltzpyre - in game - playing fallout 4........sigmar will punish you

I have many odd glowing but powerful items looted from my campaigns agaisnt the Skaven and Rotbloods including my favorite weapon an unbalanced Rapier with our emperor's, Karl Franz, initials glowing in it. Not much to do once you've mastered the art of slaughter, i still go out and pillage ever so often but for now im awating new missions from Lohner. We will have to wait and see what he comes up with next to take back the Reikland. For now i endulge myself in FO4

[Algol]

Lore-wise Sigmar is the biggest Mary Sue in all WHFB which has plenty of them.

[Nathaniel Flint]

The Witch Hunters will burn this den of slaaneshi heresy!

[fat cunt]

by sigmar... curse this bumped 2 month old thread!