Jimmy should learn how to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drive! [Weird Science]

[Jakobb]

The little stereotyped nerd drove directly into a tiny space between the building and the wall along the road, got wedged, surrounded by sixteen billion army jeeps and helicopters all firing at once and after I destroyed six dozen of them, wishing that I could just TAKE THE ----ING WHEEL FROM THIS DORK, he grows a brain, figures out his mistake, drives back, then UP the road, all the while -- oh, funny story -- the entire land forces of the Soviet Union are bombing the car, and . . . geeeee, what a surprise, the car explodes.

I know this is 2012, so escort missions weren't yet recognised as the TOXIC CANCER that they truly are, but why couldn't they at least program a decent routes for the little dweeb to follow? I mean, you draw the line along the road, don't make 2012-era A.I. have to think for itself!

Just to be sure you are clear, this IS repeatable in my game. I do not know what I have done to offend the Volition gods, but it happens every time. This mission is, therefore, contemptibly unplayable.

[tschhh]

Hey there dude. Try putting game difficulty on casual for that part of the mission. Its what I did after his driving pissed me off badly, and I beat it first time I tried on casual. Soon as it was over I put difficulty back up.

[Benzedrine]

This is hilarious.

[RandoNobody]

LMAO I have died so many times because of this dorks driving. After many attempts I am guessing I finally killed the "correct" people for him to find a better route or the actual intended route lol It is a very chaotic mission and I hate it.