Zombie DNA found in horse burgers!

[Dodge]

Today the umbrella Corp food division was raided by the FSA(food standards agency) because horse burgers being sold where found to contain zombie dna!

In responce to this new food crisis all retailers must pull all stocks of horse burgers because the danger of zombie dna could cause an outbreak of undead walking the streets.

All people who have brought these products in must turn over the food products they have brought to the FSA or report with their familes for quarrintine and observation to any NHS hospital that has a bad track record for hygine.

Again we would like to stress that this situation can be handled and OMG! the Camraman is eating my brainz arrrraaaah!

[lol.Killer5^p [no monitor]]

OH JEEEZUS THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP. I WAS GOING TO MAKE A FEW TONIGHT FOR MY BROTHER CHRIS AND MY SISTER CLAIRE.

[MunkeyThrust]

I don't believe it, I just ate a horse burger two hours ago and ....glag! ....GLAAAARRRF!