Favorite L4D quotes??

[Imprompto Argentums]

I don't know. I'm just bored and felt like making a post since I'm spamming nonsense today. And, I haven't found a single one related to quotes but they're prob just REALLY old posts that I haven't seen yet. but anyway.

What are your favorite L4D quotes? This applies to both L4D1 and L4D2. I have a lot and I'm not sorry at all. Feel free to skip this entire list and comment your personal favorites.

"WHOOOO! GET SOME BABY, GET SOME!"
"I have not come this far to die now."
"The bride is killing me!"
"Here comes the bride!"
Ellis' Keith stories.
"I hate the water."
"Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad."
"Watch out for turds, Nick."
"IS THIS THING HUMPIN' ME?!"
"Why is everything so historic always so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ filthy?"
"Ah, tits!"
"If you aren't ready, I don't wanna hear it."
"You could almost call this the cement river, Ellis!"
"You're right, Coach, you're so right... history is coming alive."
"I hate you, Ellis!"
"Okay, I triple-dog-dare you to rescue me!"
"A crying woman… What, you think she's sad the mall's closed?"
"I think I hear my ex-wife."
"Ah, hey, is this my blood?"
"Don't be an ass, Francis."
"I didn't sign up for this ♥♥♥♥!"
"Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
"Aaah... I'm getting too old for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

[JellyDoge]

"They're defensible"
-Bill

[Svide]

"CANDYASSES"
~Nick

[ℓινιη’ ∂єα∂]

Nick: "If anybody sees any hand sanitizer, let me know."
Rochelle: (laughs) "You're kidding, right?"
Nick: "Yeah, hahaha, a little more hand sanitizer and we wouldn't be in this mess."

[Nill]

I think i hear my ex-wife..

Must be an all time best

[LilG]

Godammit, Iam seriously FUBAR!-Bill

[bob]

"Sometimes, when you stare into the darkness, the darkness stares back." - Zoey

[Dr Chaos MK]

My favorites are Louis & Coach's quotes when they get hit by friendly fire.

Louis:
- " DO I LOOK LIKE 1 OF THEM ! "
- " AH ! WHAT THE ?!... "
- " OLD MAN STOP SHOOTING ME ! " ( the Bill player needs to shoot Louis )
- " YOU GOTTA STOP THAT S#*T ZOEY ! " ( the Zoey player needs to shoot Louis )

Coach:
- " Oh.. Excuse me ! EXCUSE ME ! "
- " A hell no boy. Don't be shooting me !" ( the Ellis player needs to shoot Coach )

[High and Scared]

Originally posted by |B4ST4RDS| Sophia♡:

"Sometimes, when you stare into the darkness, the darkness stares back." - Zoey

Isnt that from Batman? I dont remember that ever.

[[7] Professor Sweetjumps]

Ellis's story about Keith getting robbed by a ghost.

[Red Eclipse]

Originally posted by Thurman Merman:

Ellis's story about Keith getting robbed by a ghost.

Or when he got third degree burns over 95% of his body when he tried to deep fry a turkey... And when he tried to make homemade fireworks. And when he tried lawnmower bumper cars and got covered in mower blade wounds.

[vishuspuss]

"T*ts!" - Nick

[Imprompto Argentums]

Originally posted by Thurman Merman:

Ellis's story about Keith getting robbed by a ghost.

I love that one. My favorite is the one where Keith is teargassed for shooting crows. All the Keith stories are a lot funnier with the Keith mod in place of Nick, the only response I can make him do is laugh because I mean he's standing right here, Ellis!! xD

[Imprompto Argentums]

Originally posted by Nill:

I think i hear my ex-wife..

Must be an all time best

This one is priceless. Hands down one of Nick's best.

[That Goon Type Shit]

"WOOOO! WE GOT UP IN THEY SH-T!" - Coach

[Unicarn]

sometiems i pretend im a slug. i get naked cover myself in grape jelly and lie on the floor.