The dumbest players you've ever met

[Witch]

Just yesterday we had this guy who barely knew how to do anything, and when my friend instructed him carefully on how to switch to pills and give them to a teammate in need, he just took the pills out and ate them at 90 health in front of all 3 of us.

If you got anything that tops this, go ahead and share it

[DimTheEnderman]

Diposting pertama kali oleh ʲᵃᵏᵉᵛⁱˡ.:

Diposting pertama kali oleh DimTheEnderman:

I was playing Cold Stream once and I got pounced by a Hunter on the last map at the waterfall right before you go into the tunnel to the military base, and there was a player playing as Rochelle (This alone should have been a good enough indicator that theyre gonna be useless) right at the edge of the waterfall for TEN WHOLE SECONDS. After that they just kept going and just left me to die. Naturally I called them "R*tarded" and then they called me a "Stupid ni**er", and since I was locally hosting it and had Admin System 2, I just kicked them and revived myself cause ♥♥♥♥ that Im not losing cause of someone elses stupidity.

Justified to kick a clueless player with no situational awareness but sad to use admin system to revive yourself, I never do that sh1t.

Diposting pertama kali oleh DimTheEnderman:

♥♥♥♥ that Im not losing cause of someone elses stupidity.

[geordiebroon58]

Diposting pertama kali oleh sʜᴀ:

One guy at the whitaker's weapon shop took AK and laser xD

nah thats not dumb, its just boring

[Currentlyface]

i have seen players who throw molotov to a already burning tank which i set aflame, seen players who use medkits while other player has like 30 health or so but the first player reaches the saferoom first, has like 70 80 hp uses the medkit has like 90 hp then uses another has 94 96 hp whatever, then otherteammates has missing medkits for necessary use.

[skeleton]

Had a guy in non-trolling sincerity throw a molly at me to get a hunter off, state that was his intention, and then apologize profusely afterward. He killed me but it was too funny to make me mad

[Currentlyface]

and just 30 minutes ago or so, i was kicked from a match that i was carrying, for no reason at all, actually i think the reason might be because one of the players was a girl, and she was the tpye of generic who loves to get attention, which she didn't get any from me, i played one match with them which i carried, didn't said a word, except for a few to clarify it, the next match they kick me for no reason.

[BlueBull]

Killing biled zombies in gas scavenge/finales as if they're competing body count score with the whole team... Wasting time checking for supplies or medkit healing when me or any good teammates gave them pills or needles when rescue vehicle arrived. I save them most of the time on normal difficulty except higher difficulties if i could i would save or revive them for my nice looking stats.

[skeleton]

Diposting pertama kali oleh Yaodan:

Killing biled zombies in gas scavenge/finales as if they're competing body count score with the whole team... Wasting time checking for supplies or medkit healing when me or any good teammates gave them pills or needles when rescue vehicle arrived. I save them most of the time on normal difficulty except higher difficulties if i could i would save or revive them for my nice looking stats.

Yeah people searching for stuff like it's Skyrim even though they have full inventories of good stuff (especially when the whole team does, although they rarely distribute that loot) is really annoying

[dale.kaiser]

Had a guy who just stares at zombies and never shoving them away and getting down all the time and you can say a new player but we were playing on expert. Even when a new player plays the game the game instructor tells you to shove zombies away but he was just brain dead.
I want to know has anyone ever met a person who plays on expert and just stares at the ground or walls or back tracks to the saferoom and just acts like a skyrim npc

[mounds bar]

i was playing dead air with one of my buddies when i was on low health, he tried healing me when a spitter spat on us and instead of backing out of the animation so we could move he just kept saying "thug through it" till i went down

[Dickie McSchlongface]

Diposting pertama kali oleh sʜᴀ:

One guy at the whitaker's weapon shop took AK and laser xD

pure sign of a noob XD

[Dickie McSchlongface]

this one guy heals me when IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET THE HORDE OFF ME, like bro i got like 30-40 hp on me, clear the horde first ffs, then in return i healed him while Tank is aggroing him, and cancel the heal last minute before the tank hit him XD

[yoru]

the majority of versus players, no need to elaborate even

[Mako Jawselle]

One dude used two kits and double healed himself inside the saferoom leaving one of our teammates with no kit then puts the blame on me for no reason.

[Mina]

Attempted to be votekicked for taking their medkit after they died, as I was attempting to heal the only person with me during the carousel

[Psychodoglic]

Has this game only retained the tryhards? I feel like half of the grievances in this thread are legitimate, and the other half are just people who get mad at other people playing games for fun. Who cares if someone uses all the pills? This game is closer to a CO-OP Party game then it is a competitive shooter. Winning doesn't really matter too much. If people making dumb decisions, which is inevitable for (random) humans (in open lobbies), is too much, pull together a 3 man group of your friends to do a custom lobby.