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SquidMann Jan 28, 2016 @ 3:37pm
Why does the Witch cry?
does anyone have any good theories that explain why the Witch is always crying?
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deadlift champion Jan 30, 2016 @ 10:02am 
cuz she saw the undertale fandom
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Archangel Jan 30, 2016 @ 10:13am 
Taken from an article on gamebomb.
"The reason why she is crying is unknown; popular theories include the idea that on some level, she is aware of her zombie status and weeps over what she has become; or that only mothers can become Witches, and they cry for their lost children."
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Vankoovur Jan 30, 2016 @ 2:14pm 
To be serious, she could be crying because of the special strain of the Green Flu that she was infected with, because it could be affecting her mood in a way that she is always crying.
Just a thought.
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Ph|Apple Norris Jan 30, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
She was dumped by some hillbilly on her wedding day. Hillbilly ran away with some simple girl, who loved to spit.
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N3C45 Jan 30, 2016 @ 2:51pm 
in real life the witch was depressed and she took pills for depression. when she got infected the chemicals from this pills and the virus mixed, creating "the witch".she crys cuz whatever is left of her brain or self remembers her pain(whatever cause her depression) ....... this is my theory. =)

depression pills + infection = witch
long cancer + infection = smoker
steroids + infection = tank
cirrohsis + infection = spitter
fat + infection = boomer
dwarfism + infection = jockey

Last edited by N3C45; Jan 30, 2016 @ 3:13pm
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nick Jan 30, 2016 @ 2:57pm 
:witch:
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SquidMann Jan 30, 2016 @ 3:07pm 
Originally posted by kan"t wake up,:
cuz she saw the undertale fandom
no she saw the FNaF fandom
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Deaene Jan 30, 2016 @ 5:17pm 
i dont now xd
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spicnspan7 Jan 30, 2016 @ 7:10pm 
she is crying and she wants attention from people as we know as soon as you approach her she will attack you :) crying gets attention like small babies :) simple
Last edited by spicnspan7; Jan 30, 2016 @ 7:10pm
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spicy brainz Jan 30, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
Originally posted by Bonkle:
Originally posted by kan"t wake up,:
cuz she saw the undertale fandom
no she saw the FNaF fandom

Both would cause instant death
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Kelly Jan 30, 2016 @ 10:02pm 
have you ever seen in one of the maps where a wedding is occuring and the witch is there crying? yeah, it might be because her wedding or something idk:steamsalty:
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FueledByCawfee Jan 30, 2016 @ 10:08pm 
The witches could be crying because all of the infected that are around each witch might of been her classmates, friends, family, etc. That psychological trauma with the infection somehow altered their genes to grow their own version of wolverine claws and get you.
Last edited by FueledByCawfee; Jan 30, 2016 @ 10:09pm
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HOBO BOB Jan 30, 2016 @ 11:31pm 
i think she cries because of me.............................................................................................
my looks
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SquidMann Jan 31, 2016 @ 12:14am 
Originally posted by N3-C45:
in real life the witch was depressed and she took pills for depression. when she got infected the chemicals from this pills and the virus mixed, creating "the witch".she crys cuz whatever is left of her brain or self remembers her pain(whatever cause her depression) ....... this is my theory. =)

depression pills + infection = witch
long cancer + infection = smoker
steroids + infection = tank
cirrohsis + infection = spitter
fat + infection = boomer
dwarfism + infection = jockey
what about the charger and the hunter?
Last edited by SquidMann; Jan 31, 2016 @ 12:14am
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↑↑↓↓←→←→BASelect Jan 31, 2016 @ 1:02am 
Originally posted by Bonkle:
Originally posted by N3-C45:
in real life the witch was depressed and she took pills for depression. when she got infected the chemicals from this pills and the virus mixed, creating "the witch".she crys cuz whatever is left of her brain or self remembers her pain(whatever cause her depression) ....... this is my theory. =)

depression pills + infection = witch
long cancer + infection = smoker
steroids + infection = tank
cirrohsis + infection = spitter
fat + infection = boomer
dwarfism + infection = jockey
what about the charger and the hunter?

The hunter was a drug dealer hence the hoodie. The charger was a chronic master debater.
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