Left 4 Dead 3: Rise of Witch

[Witch]

omg guys you won't believe this but there's actually a NEW left 4 dead game in the works and it's really unique.

What is Left 4 Dead 3: Rise of Witch?

ok so Gabe Newell emailed me (We're friends on ValveTime) about the development progress of a new Source 2 Left 4 Dead game (I'm a big fan of Left 4 Dead) and he told me it's ok to leak this information. So basically this new game is UNIQUE because the main protagonist is Witch! This is the first installment where we actually get to play as her. I'm gonna now spill the bits of info that exist about this new SINGLEPLAYER game.

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

Characters

Protagonist
Witch

Friends of the Protagonist
Special Infected
Common Infected
Z*ey Protestors (common infected that wear green shirts with the sentence "Kill Z*ey, Save a medkit")
Other Witches (only appear in the first level "The Sugar Mill" as cameos)

Main Antagonist
Z*ey (only appears in cutscenes)

Enemies
Redneck
Fat Guy
Soldier
Autoshotgun Guy
Pumpshotgun Guy
Rifle Guy
Sniper Guy
Molotov Guy
Katana Guy
Axe Guy
Flashlight Guy
Minigun Guy

Bosses
Rochelle
Nick
Coach
Human Tank
Ellis (final boss)

The Story

After the events of l4d2, Z*ey, Louis, and Francis finally arrive at the island they were planning to go after The Passing. It all looks good but Z*ey thinks of an evil plan to kill Francis and Louis (because she actually hates them!!).

Meanwhile, far far away, in the Ducatel Sugar Mill, Witch uses her brain powers to read Z*ey's mind somehow. Witch at first doesn't care but then she remembers that Francis and Louis are part of the Top 10 Witch supporters so she gets up from the sugar crops and begins her journey to kill Z*ey.

as Witch progresses in her adventure, she gets attacked by survivors, and confronts familiar faces from L4D2 such as Nick and Coach, while receiving help from the infected, and the Z*ey protestors.

Witch eventually reaches the port. She hears Ellis saying "That crying girl's around..." and then he jumps down from a roof epically. Ellis presses a button and a giant robot version of himself called 100% Zombie-proof MECHA ELLIS appears in the sky and lands on the ground. Ellis enters his super robot and threatens to kill Witch with LASERS and FIRE. Witch then explains to Ellis why Z*ey is bad and evil while she dodges his deadly attacks like a BOSS.

After she's done explaining, Ellis says "oh ok sorry" then flies away with his super robot. Witch and the Z*ey protestors take a boat and quickly head to the island Where Z*ey, Francis, and Louis are.

She arrives just in time as Z*ey prepares to shoot Francis and Louis in the head with her dual pistols. Z*ey witnesses Witch's arrival and screams "GUYS THERE ARE ZOMBIES WE NEED TO TEAM UP NOW" but Louis and Francis refuse and pick up their guns while Z*ey was distracted and begin shooting her. Witch then joins the fight and slaps Z*ey REAL HARD in the face, causing her to die. "Phew. I knew that ♥♥♥♥♥ was gonna betray us at some point." intelligently says Louis. Witch, Louis, Francis, and the Z*ey protestors celebrate Z*ey's defeat and throw down a party at c1m4_atrium. The End!

Gameplay info (INCOMPLETE)

Fat Guy
Fat Guy is essentially a survivor Boomer. He will puke all over Witch and attract a bunch of other survivors to her location. He can't deal damage.

Weapons
Claws: oneshots anything except for Mecha Ellis because the robot is 100% zombie-proof

Items and Objects
Tome of Louis: Allows Witch to shoot poisonous pills through her eyes. Useful for killing unreachable enemies
Nick's Money: Obtained by killing Nick in his boss fight. Used to unlock a secret near the end of the game

Z*ey protestors
Whenever the word "Z*ey" is said (eg: when a survivor shouts "FOR Z*EY!!!!") a horde of Z*ey protestors will spawn and attack whoever said the forbidden word first, while constantly screaming "Z*ey is bad! She makes you mad! Z*ey is bad! She makes us mad!".

My favorite thing about this game

I love how this game has alot of Anti-Z*ey stuff. The devs clearly know what we want!

Release Date

Gabe told me that it's sometime in 2027.

SOURCE?

You guys have got to believe me :(

[HoloLiveSonic™]

cool, anyway i like coach

[Witch]

Originally posted by HoloLiveSonic™:

cool, anyway i like coach

Coach is a boss in the game. I wonder how hard he is to beat

[NB]

Originally posted by Witch:

Originally posted by HoloLiveSonic™:

cool, anyway i like coach

Coach is a boss in the game. I wonder how hard he is to beat

Coach: *CHEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEBUUUUURRR!!*

[Witch]

Originally posted by NB:

Originally posted by Witch:

Coach is a boss in the game. I wonder how hard he is to beat

Coach: *CHEEEEEEEEESSEEEEEBUUUUURRR!!*:smores2020::2019love:

Hm... the tome of louis breaks all realism so it wouldn't be a far fetched guess that Coach would attack with flying cheeseburgers

[CynicalMT™]

this is probably the funniest post yet

[GP_Crackpipe]

Sorry, but this is false. The fact checkers have arrived to debunk your false claim. Gabe Newell did not confirm this game's existence, he instead confirmed that in 2027, Left 4 Dead 2 will have its servers shut down to save that precious server ram for Valve's upcoming game: Infected, the number one virtual card game taking place within L4D's universe.

[Witch]

Originally posted by <<Crystal-TeKeis>>:

Sorry, but this is false. The fact checkers have arrived to debunk your false claim. Gabe Newell did not confirm this game's existence, he instead confirmed that in 2027, Left 4 Dead 2 will have its servers shut down to save that precious server ram for Valve's upcoming game: Infected, the number one virtual card game taking place within L4D's universe.

I don't trust you. Gabe Newel told me about this game HIMSELF

[GP_Crackpipe]

Originally posted by Witch:

Originally posted by <<Crystal-TeKeis>>:

Sorry, but this is false. The fact checkers have arrived to debunk your false claim. Gabe Newell did not confirm this game's existence, he instead confirmed that in 2027, Left 4 Dead 2 will have its servers shut down to save that precious server ram for Valve's upcoming game: Infected, the number one virtual card game taking place within L4D's universe.

I don't trust you. Gabe Newel told me about this game HIMSELF

Did he tell you in person? If not, it could've been a troll trying to generate false hope in the denizens of steam.

[Witch]

Originally posted by <<Crystal-TeKeis>>:

Originally posted by Witch:

I don't trust you. Gabe Newel told me about this game HIMSELF

Did he tell you in person? If not, it could've been a troll trying to generate false hope in the denizens of steam.

Yes I found him on the streets and we talked

[GP_Crackpipe]

Originally posted by Witch:

Originally posted by <<Crystal-TeKeis>>:

Did he tell you in person? If not, it could've been a troll trying to generate false hope in the denizens of steam.

Yes I found him on the streets and we talked

Hmm, I wouldn't trust that either, it could've been a homeless look-alike or an imposter. Did he flash you the pin of GaBen? Or did you tell you the password to his steam account with the verification code?

[Witch]

Originally posted by <<Crystal-TeKeis>>:

Originally posted by Witch:

Yes I found him on the streets and we talked

Hmm, I wouldn't trust that either, it could've been a homeless look-alike or an imposter. Did he flash you the pin of GaBen? Or did you tell you the password to his steam account with the verification code?

Not really but all the things he emailed me about L4d3 was enough for me to believe it was the real Gabe newell

[John Webfishing]

apricots

[King Of Lolis]

2027? World is gone by then tho

[Graceful Jabberwocky]

thank you for censoring zo*y

my dad is gabenewlylylylylyllylyly and he told me this was real

Originally posted by gaybenewsl:

l4d3 rise of the witch will release on 4th may 2027

[4th floor player]

did you remove jockey's annoying ass or??