Never let your hormones guide you, regarding any kind of purchases.

You want to make a game with boobs for fun, fine, but at least make it good. This is broken at every level, controls don't work, first person camera is terrible, settings don't work, sound is all over the place, the girl's body seems to come from a bad Skyrim mod, and hair too.

Avoid.

So this will be a walkthrough of my experience as it happened. Instead of a developer screen showing who made the game, I am greeted by a very brief page of controls that I cant review. Then on tho the main menu. So far so good. I create a character to my liking. I have to note that the jiggle physics were a little off. It seemed like everything swiveled from a single pivot point.

Now to the game. First thing I notice is the movement and holy god is it bad. Its like the speed of the character resets to as if you pressed any movement button from just standing. So if you wanted to turn, you move really slow. It didnt feel fluid. Second thing i noticed was that monsters were too fast. The only reason they stopped following me was because they got stuck on a wall. Also there is no hit animation. You just get hit and everything gets bloody. You can also flip everything off which is a big plus. It doesnt do anything but its cool. Graphically, i don't have much to complain about.

There are also mines you can pick up which is a good way to kill monsters but you can pick them up from so far away that it took me 3 tries to notice if there was actually a model for them you could find before you pick them up. After my 2nd try of playing, the camera stopped working so I reset the game and it worked. Then it stopped working for good so I can't even continue if i wanted to.

I guess you are supposed to find 4 altars and i ran around for 10 minutes discovering new places and still only found 1. not sure what happens if you do find them all but I could not bear the controls of the game to get that far.

I give this game .5/10. The .5 is from graphics. would be solid 2 if it had proper jiggle physics

I'm the real bloody boob here because I paid over two bucks for this rot.

show bob and vagene

My play time is short largely because there isn't much to this.

I feel like the game itself has a baseline idea of what it wants to do but there isn't any way it will ever actually do it for mass consumption. "Pretty girl victimized by monsters" is a fairly common theme in anime/hentai and that appears to be what Bloody Boobs wants to convey as a game, but lacks the complexity and capability to do it in any meaningful way as of its public release and likely never will as a product for public consumption.

Positives:

+ Good usage of the high level of atmospheric lighting available in Unity
+ Netcode is solid
+ Does what it says on the box.

Negatives:

- Control schema is vague and not well explained
- Models and design have the polygonal and physics complexity of a TESIV: Oblivion mod
- Game systems are not in place to properly achieve the intent of the project

This is just an analytical review of the games current system dynamics and obvious design intention.

So I can't recommend Bloody Boobs as a "game" for the general entertainment consumer on Steam. And even as a hobbyist designer I don't particularly find the project well realized in its current state. Its technically sound, but lacks any real element of horror that compels any real level of fear of victimization from the environment or the NPC based hazards and a superior experience can be achieved by using a handful of very specific Skyrim mods and dropping a character in a particularly spooky draugr tomb.

I got this for only 39p and I'll make most of that back from the trading cards so I can't complain too much, but if you want to know what this is like as a game, I've played it a few times now and it goes like this:

1. Customise your character and give her a giant pair of boobs.

2. Run around for 20 seconds in the pitch blackness.

3. Get killed by an invisible monster.

The end.

I am a simple man...
I leveled up my Profile...
Got a 90% coupon to Bloody Boobs...
I saw boobs in the trailer...
I bought this game...
I fapped to my character

even i cant jerk off to this

I expected it to be bad, but not that bad. Gameplay is absolutely horrid.