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in my city there's a grill called the istanbul grill.
i desire to create the constantinople grill. it needs to be stationed right across the istanbul grill and be of, in every way noticable, of the same style. the workers employed on the constantinople grill has to study the workers at the istanbul grill because part of their job description is to mimick the workers of the istanbul grill.
there will be the exact same dishes served, in the same manner and quality. same grocer, preferably; ofc.
that's my final desire.
i would absolutely spend 1m€ on clowning, absolutely hehehh... nah.. but i wish i could.
and i desire to mirror u, make a mockery of ur image.. not to make mockery of u or urs, but as a joke.. something we both could laugh at. and, in some ways at least, make a mockery of history. and also.. isn't there always this dude that looks just like u that's doing it better even if ur doing the damn same thing the very same way! hehe... irony and fun. and perspective, perhaps. reflection is tremendously useful, actually.
or like u have this idea that kinda works.. then some other joker pops and claims its their idea.. heheh.. funny. worth 1m€ imo.. given i had that insane amount readily available to create some kind of commentry. which i don't and never will.. but it's fun imagining things. which i suppose at least tangent this thread.
final fantasy farmer, i'd like.
u play a farmer in the final fantasy world.
u haz no attax, ur a farmer. but there's monsters and also crazed heroes everywhere.
sure, some buy but others are less polite.
things go wrong at all times and devastation is always just next door as the giant roaming monsters lay waste to the land.
eventually the kingdom itself will fall and burn.. at least most of the time. as a farmer this is unfortunate and mean the end of the game, which u lose 99.99% of the time. other times u win due to some distant heroic effort u can read in the credits afterwards. ur not mentioned urself.
edit: and afterwards, after my grand success, i'd make the sequel: hardcore final fantasy farmer, where u play a helpless farmer without a respawn. making ur chances of success, in a disaster ridden world that u have absolutely no control over, practically impossible. losing the game is like 99.99999999999999%. to resist in any way is futile. sure u can hide but it's a giant laser from orbit that goes right through the dragon in the sky and hit ur earthen den with the force of a nuclear strike. so it's over and ur done no matter what. and this happens all the time so.. there's a lot of that.. gods and crazed wizards, giant monsters.. wandering world enders.. sleeping terrors that might awaken cuz u accidently dug them up trying desperately to farmville before the blooded dark angel on the hill decides to swoop down to eliminate all life from its vicinity. hopelessness and futility, full random to the disadvantage of a powerless player.
i wonder if the debate would rage on whether hardcore final fantasy farmer was a true sequel, however. spiritual successor at least, imo. but not quite the same gameplay: two seconds - game over, the dragon fire consumeth the village; u haz died, the end. compared to: the dragon has burnt down ur village and slain everyone u know, including u; click to respawn and rebuild. with rebuilding being an ardeous task with many tedious and difficult processes that will immediately be reset upon random misfortune that cannot be prevented.