Truly an incredible piece of art. I loaded into the game and joined a lobby with my friends, and to my surprise, I am in control of a beautiful, plump cockroach. Furthermore, I was spotted by a mesmerizing woman in a skimpy tank top and tight red skirt. She proceeded to beat me like I deserved (after all, I am a nasty cockroach taking up precious space in her beautiful kitchen). This game made me realize that art mustn't always be complex, as the simple things are just as beautiful.

جميل

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ever wated to be a cockroach? if yes, WELL THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU.

absolute masterpiece, worth the price and would recommend with friends!!

Has a total of 5 trading cards.

Alright, let me tell you about this… interesting piece of software, Cockroach Simulator. As a janitor, I’ve seen my fair share of roaches. More than I ever wanted to, that’s for sure. So, I figured I’d give this game a try, see if it accurately captures the… essence of these little critters.

First off, the movement. It’s… surprisingly accurate. The way the roach scuttles around, darting into crevices and scurrying across surfaces? Yeah, that’s pretty spot on. They nailed the jerky, unpredictable movements. It almost makes me shudder. Almost.

The environments? Well, they’re mostly what you’d expect. Crumbling apartments, dirty kitchens, overflowing garbage cans… it’s a roach’s paradise, or a janitor’s nightmare, depending on your perspective. They even got the little details right, like the crumbs scattered on the floor and the sticky spills under the sink. It’s disturbingly realistic.

The gameplay itself is… well, it’s mostly about surviving. You gotta avoid getting stepped on, sprayed with insecticide, or eaten by other insects. You can also eat food scraps and… other things. It’s not exactly the most glamorous gameplay loop, but it’s certainly… authentic.

Now, as a janitor, I have a few… issues with this game. First of all, there’s no option to clean. No spray bottles, no mops, no brooms. What kind of roach simulator doesn’t include the constant threat of extermination? That’s like half the roach experience!

And second, there’s no sense of scale. Everything feels… too big. In real life, a roach is tiny compared to a human. But in the game, everything feels relatively normal sized. It doesn’t quite capture the feeling of being a small, insignificant creature in a vast and hostile world.

Overall, Cockroach Simulator is… an experience. It’s not exactly fun, but it’s certainly… educational. It gives you a pretty good idea of what it’s like to be a roach, which is something I never really wanted to know. As a janitor, I appreciate the attention to detail, but I also wish there was a “janitor mode” where I could actually fight back. I’d give it a 6/10. It’s a decent simulation, but it’s missing some key elements. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some actual roaches to deal with.

janky

Couldnt play because where are the servers?

Would not recommend