Funny Experience

[The Baekin' Company]

Have a funny experience? Gained an ending you found hilarious? Post here! I decided to post this in the discussions section because 1. I didn't see it on here and 2. I thought it would be funny to log the weirder experiences in Princess Maker. I even have one to share myself - the catalyst for me making this post!


First one to add to the discussion:

Posted 3/3/17

Played a round of Princess Maker:

- focused on elegance
- tried to watch her diet to fit into a certain dress (this game has a weight system that sucks)
- Got overweight by like 1 or 2 pounds
- butler fat shames my daugther who isn't even that fat
- i wanna fire the butler for calling my daughter fat (even if he does say it in a polite way)
- gets daughter's weight back down but she gets sick a lot
- puts her in the dress i want her in so her stats can stay where i want em
- gets fat again
- more fat shaming from my butler
- even though he's cute whenever he fat shames my daughter i wanna choke him
- daughter grows up
- she becomes a writer which makes me awww (cuz i wanna be a writer IRL)
- i get the achievement that corresponds with the writer ending
- will post/has posted that achievement in my showcase
- daughter marries the butler...

HE BETTER NOT FAT SHAME MY DAUGHTER NOW THAT THEY'RE MARRIED!

The end
The Morale: don't ♥♥♥♥ with mama bear by calling her baby fat...
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Feel free to share your own experiences below :)

[annausagi2]

Speaking of fat, I found it kinda funny that I got the new acchievement: "She took how many cakes?!" right at the start of a new game. 8T Like damn, leave the girl alone, you bullies xD

[Chloboshoka]

Butler Cube is still a cutie though.

[The Baekin' Company]

Originally posted by annausagi2:

Speaking of fat, I found it kinda funny that I got the new acchievement: "She took how many cakes?!" right at the start of a new game. 8T Like damn, leave the girl alone, you bullies xD

Yeah the weight system in this game is so weird -_-

[Guntank...in SPAAAAAAAACE!!!]

"Eyes Are Up Here". That is all. :P

One wonders if the Prince also talks to her chest every February 1st.

[♥ renai ♥]

- wanna get a fattie glamorous daughter
- give her the best 80 g diet for constitution
- make her work as a lumberjack for more constitution
- when stress piles up instead of rest she gets church
- in the end of spring she starts working at the nursery 24/7
- gets more than 100 stress but still obedient and healthy
- i send her to adventure field to get drunk with fairies
- she wins cooking contest at 10 years
- $$$
- use these money to teach her art and create a masterpiece
- she dominates the art contest next year
- $$$ yeaaah
- be very cautious with $$$ so i would be able to buy the Siren Robe
- the suspicious salesman doesn't come for a whole year
- starts battle training while he doesn't come
- despite social and battle success homemaking reputation is still the highest
- next won art contest later the salesman finally appears
- gimme dat siren robe
- Cube doesn't allow daughter to wear it
- spoilsport
- life moves on daughter gets Marthia as a rival
- kicks her a$$ at the cooking tournament and gets $$$
- finally can wear siren robe and be fat and glamorous
- wins the dancing tournament as a fat beauty
- puberty then kicks in
- loses weight rapidly
- daughter becomes thin
- out of rage for the lost weight she kicks young dragon' and God of War a$$es and then trades off the recieved faith for more glamour and elegance at Lucifon Trading Inc.
- leeches out $$$ from the old dragon using her good looks
- becomes even more insanely rich
- comes up as pretty glamorous and elegant
- i decide to buy her a nice teacup set at her 18th birthday
- suddenly king and queen decide that it would be a good idea to give the thin daughter their kingdom to rule
- becomes the Ruling Queen
- and just to screw everyone up she marries a literal dragon

the end

[The Baekin' Company]

Originally posted by Toxic Bunny:

- wanna get a fattie glamorous daughter
- give her the best 80 g diet for constitution
- make her work as a lumberjack for more constitution
- when stress piles up instead of rest she gets church
- in the end of spring she starts working at the nursery 24/7
- gets more than 100 stress but still obedient and healthy
- i send her to adventure field to get drunk with fairies
- she wins cooking contest at 10 years
- $$$
- use these money to teach her art and create a masterpiece
- she dominates the art contest next year
- $$$ yeaaah
- be very cautious with $$$ so i would be able to buy the Siren Robe
- the suspicious salesman doesn't come for a whole year
- starts battle training while he doesn't come
- despite social and battle success homemaking reputation is still the highest
- next won art contest later the salesman finally appears
- gimme dat siren robe
- Cube doesn't allow daughter to wear it
- spoilsport
- life moves on daughter gets Marthia as a rival
- kicks her a$$ at the cooking tournament and gets $$$
- finally can wear siren robe and be fat and glamorous
- wins the dancing tournament as a fat beauty
- puberty then kicks in
- loses weight rapidly
- daughter becomes thin
- out of rage for the lost weight she kicks young dragon' and God of War a$$es and then trades off the recieved faith for more glamour and elegance at Lucifon Trading Inc.
- leeches out $$$ from the old dragon using her good looks
- becomes even more insanely rich
- comes up as pretty glamorous and elegant
- i decide to buy her a nice teacup set at her 18th birthday
- suddenly king and queen decide that it would be a good idea to give the thin daughter their kingdom to rule
- becomes the Ruling Queen
- and just to screw everyone up she marries a literal dragon

the end

I'm trying to marry her off to the dragon. Any tips?

[♥ renai ♥]

Originally posted by Mikado-hime:

I'm trying to marry her off to the dragon. Any tips?

well, kicking young dragon's a$$ is a must, and it's better to do it before she turns 15
then a couple of visits to old dragon with charisma/glamour more than 100 should result to them arriving at the doorstep when she is 16
i am pretty sure that they arrive even if she doesn't have glamour, though - the most important thing is to beat up young dragon and come to the old dragon's lair
since young dragon doesn't care about her sin it's a pretty secure marriage option

[Light]

I gave my daughter the biggest tits I could and then groomed her to be my wife. I made her do housework and took her on vacations. I kept her isolated, Cube and I were the only people she interacted with. In the end, she decided she was going to be a houswife...but not mine. ;-; Daddy = Forever alone.

[jkly]

Anyone go to fight the seaworld chick bandit while wearing the matchless robes, lose, get molested by the bandit and have your glamour raised way up?

That just happened to me.

[NyanMango]

Originally posted by jkly:

Anyone go to fight the seaworld chick bandit while wearing the matchless robes, lose, get molested by the bandit and have your glamour raised way up?

That just happened to me.

It can actually happen with any one of the three bandits, so long as your glamour is raised high enough.

[rvwild]

I tried to make her a nun and have her marry the demon butler because I thought that would be funny but somehow she became a general and married a knight instead. That playthrough was also the only one in which she hated me for making her study and train too much.

Another playthrough I was horrified when she got Patricia as her rival because I had not been planning on making her a dancer so her glamour was terrible. But it is what my daughter wanted so I rolled with it. I beggared myself buying her a pretty dress, sending her to manners lessons so she could smooze with the Minister and dance lessons. When the harvest festival came around I was broke but it was going to be okay because my highly sensitive daughter would get money from winning the dance contest...

...and she ran away from home during the month of the harvest festival.

In an effort to make my daughter happy I went in a completely different direction from what I wanted for her and poured gold into helping her win only to have her run away during the harvest festival. I was depending on her winning to get the cash for that!

She did a lot of hairdressing that year to keep herself fed and pay for her dance lessons.

[hilynnie]

My daughter was this delinquent child from age 12-13, kicking butts in her errantry adventures and getting her stats boosted by Lucifon and eventually started drinking and partying with him. I realized I had to get her back on the path of virtue and got her educated with theology classes and made her work at church. Years later, she becomes a nun. I was so proud of her until LUCIFON ASKED HER HAND FOR HER MARRIAGE AND SHE ACTUALLY ACCEPTED HAPPILY LIKE WTF!!??!! Sooooo yeaaaah, afterwards, her star sign god gave me this confused talk about how I am terrible yet good yet awful at parenting. Whatever, I tried?

[The Baekin' Company]

Originally posted by hilynnie:

My daughter was this delinquent child from age 12-13, kicking butts in her errantry adventures and getting her stats boosted by Lucifon and eventually started drinking and partying with him. I realized I had to get her back on the path of virtue and got her educated with theology classes and made her work at church. Years later, she becomes a nun. I was so proud of her until LUCIFON ASKED HER HAND FOR HER MARRIAGE AND SHE ACTUALLY ACCEPTED HAPPILY LIKE WTF!!??!! Sooooo yeaaaah, afterwards, her star sign god gave me this confused talk about how I am terrible yet good yet awful at parenting. Whatever, I tried?

That's quite the interesting story. I guess she either loved Lucifon and wanted to keep being rebellious in that way or she ended up becoming a nun for the Demon Lord?!

[El Mago Del Tiempo]

First playthrough. Sent my daughter to classes. Month ended. Buttler said I had stuff to attend to, so I assumed I have a monthly income. I don't. Money running low. Sent daughter to work. She gets stressed out and sick. Can't afford a doctor. She's too sick to work. Can't pay for food.
Such is life as a legendary hero who saved the kingdom.