Worth stealing Jokkes money?

[The Collector]

I learned from the wiki that you can find a suitcase full of cash, hidden. Now his rambling to me makes sense and I'm wondering if it's worth it. I read that he will show up with an axe and then suicide. Is it worth not having him as source of money? I know it's a game, but I would still feel terrible.

[DieselMerc]

It's better to not steal the money, because it will take out challenge out of the game. You won't have to do jobs and stuff ever again. I'd suggest that you steal it on your next playthrough, if you're playing through the game for the first time.

[The Collector]

Originally posted by DieselMerc:

It's better to not steal the money, because it will take out challenge out of the game. You won't have to do jobs and stuff ever again. I'd suggest that you steal it on your next playthrough, if you're playing through the game for the first time.

The main thing stopping me is I don't want to back stab him and have him commit suicide. He's just a guy with troubles, ya'know.

Wouldn't playing the lotto have basically the same outcome, where you never need to work again? I think it would be a good for a while, but yeah it would get boring after you've bought and done everything.

[Jackie]

It's just different feeling when you do tons of hard work to buy some tuning part or something. I never stole Jokke's suitcase though and it comes with more cons than pros so i wouldn't really recommend doing that. If you think smart then you will realize you can make more money when you help him move and keep selling him kilju. Who would "cut" your brake lining if you have accidentally sold him some water.

[Vaihtovirta]

You're going to get Jokke's money either way, in a lump sum stealing his suitcase, or as installments selling him kilju. Plus if he dies, he stops throwing parties at his apartment so you can't get the 96% alcohol bottles that spawn. I don't see any good reason to throw away your friendship with him over a couple million grubby bank notes.

[The Collector]

Originally posted by Dr. Bonnar:

You're going to get Jokke's money either way, in a lump sum stealing his suitcase, or as installments selling him kilju. Plus if he dies, he stops throwing parties at his apartment so you can't get the 96% alcohol bottles that spawn. I don't see any good reason to throw away your friendship with him over a couple million grubby bank notes.

Originally posted by Dr. Bonnar:

You're going to get Jokke's money either way, in a lump sum stealing his suitcase, or as installments selling him kilju. Plus if he dies, he stops throwing parties at his apartment so you can't get the 96% alcohol bottles that spawn. I don't see any good reason to throw away your friendship with him over a couple million grubby bank notes.

What use do the alcohol bottles have? As far as I've noticed, they have only extreme negatives for the player when consumed. Can you sell them somewhere?

[yep]

Originally posted by Asmodeus:

Originally posted by Dr. Bonnar:

You're going to get Jokke's money either way, in a lump sum stealing his suitcase, or as installments selling him kilju. Plus if he dies, he stops throwing parties at his apartment so you can't get the 96% alcohol bottles that spawn. I don't see any good reason to throw away your friendship with him over a couple million grubby bank notes.

Originally posted by Dr. Bonnar:

You're going to get Jokke's money either way, in a lump sum stealing his suitcase, or as installments selling him kilju. Plus if he dies, he stops throwing parties at his apartment so you can't get the 96% alcohol bottles that spawn. I don't see any good reason to throw away your friendship with him over a couple million grubby bank notes.

What use do the alcohol bottles have? As far as I've noticed, they have only extreme negatives for the player when consumed. Can you sell them somewhere?

you drink it or save it for collection xd, if you drink the strong one you become blind tho, and if you drink any you will eventually black out and wake up somewhere

[The Collector]

Originally posted by yep:

Originally posted by Asmodeus:

What use do the alcohol bottles have? As far as I've noticed, they have only extreme negatives for the player when consumed. Can you sell them somewhere?

you drink it or save it for collection xd, if you drink the strong one you become blind tho, and if you drink any you will eventually black out and wake up somewhere

So it's useless really. We should be able to sell it to Jokke for big bucks.

[DieselMerc]

The Spirit bottles are useful for teleportation and time skipping, and you can get the methanol man achievement from them so they're not completely useless. You could take one on a date with Suski and just drink it right away instead of listening to her talk for 5 hours xd

[The Collector]

Originally posted by DieselMerc:

The Spirit bottles are useful for teleportation and time skipping, and you can get the methanol man achievement from them so they're not completely useless. You could take one on a date with Suski and just drink it right away instead of listening to her talk for 5 hours xd

Even for the teleportation, I found there to be too many cons. The game tries it's best to give me an actual headache in real life, to simulate a hangover, and it lasted a ridiculous amount of time. I couldn't work on the car at all, and could just about drive.

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If you steal it, (the) Jok Man (yes i aint ♥♥♥♥♥♥; his name is Jokke or Jouko) will come to your parents' house with an ax, trying to murder you. You can still do missions (sort of), but because you're a millionare, you will get bored, then spend some Marks, then you got more bored, spend more Marks....but the storyline goes as normal...without Jokke, because he commits death after a while. =no kilju delivery :c


However, if you don't steal it, the storyline it's still normal, but sometime after he will call you to help him, because he will move to a new apartment, where he can view the whole lake over there, because his wife moved with a "Finnswede tomato farmer".
= yes kilju delivery :>

ps: i dunno if you care about this post or nah, but if i was you, i'd rather not do it..i do feel bad for him.