Dear Beetleball,
From the moment I started rolling my dad's dungballs
And shooting imaginary game-winning shots
In the depths of crater,
I knew one thing was beetle:
I fell in love with you.
A love so deep I gave you my ball -
From my body and wings
To my spirit and soul.

As a 6-day-old larva
Deeply in love with you
I never saw the end of the tunnel.
I only saw myself
Rolling out of one.

And so I rolled.
I rolled up and down every map
After every loose ball for you.
You asked for my rustle
I gave you my chitin.
Because it came with so much more.

I played through the cooldowns and stuns
Not because ranked called me
But because YOU called me.
I did everything for YOU
Because that's what you do
When someone makes you feel
As alive as you've made me feel.

You gave a 6-day-old larva his BBWC dream.
And I'll always keep rolling for it.
And I can roll for much, much longer.
The grind has only just begun.
My face can take the pinching
My wings can take the gliding
But my ankles know they're getting snapped.

And that's fine.
I'm never logging off.
I want you to know now
So that we can sit through every Panic Q replay together.
The scuffed pinches and the own goals.
We've barely even started.

And we both know,
No matter how many times I teamsteal,
I'll always be that click beetle
With the cracked-up gold ball
Midfield on Egypt
:05 seconds on the clock
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
Who own goaled at "3000kph+".

Love you always,
Big X

Beetle ball is a masterclass in the genre of class based beetle soccer sports games.

i dont do reviews but this game deserves more positive word of mouth. in a long time i have not seen a game with more effort put into making it so down to earth(pun intended). not even mentioning the amazing movement. im having a blast and i dont even play rocket league