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DooMDaddy 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:28
how can i be edgy as guts?
teach me please!
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ZonaMasterX 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:37 
get rapped by old black guy
最後修改者：ZonaMasterX; 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:38
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DooMDaddy 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:40 
引用自 Zona-MasterTH：
get rapped by old black guy
awww man i dont want to humped by old black guy. is there any other way except being assrape by big black guy?
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ZonaMasterX 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:42 
find a girlfriend to replace you then
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DooMDaddy 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:47 
引用自 ⎛⎝ Dio ⎠⎞：
Lose your parents and become a whiny billionare orphan with a victim complex?
but i dont have parents anymore. and im filthy poor. wait. that's batman. i dont wanna be lame ass batman, i wanna be my hero and idol guts!
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DooMDaddy 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:47 
引用自 Zona-MasterTH：
find a girlfriend to replace you then
being rape by ur girlfriend sounds nice? but i dont even have one.
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ZonaMasterX 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 7:49 
引用自 The Protagonist：
引用自 Zona-MasterTH：
find a girlfriend to replace you then
being rape by ur girlfriend sounds nice? but i dont even have one.
no make her get rap infront of you

its not hard the hard part is finding one so goodluck
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DooMDaddy 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 8:08 
引用自 ⎛⎝ Dio ⎠⎞：
If you want to be guts, then just cut off one of your own arms with a broken sword and poke out one of your eyes?
how am i suppose to fap with one hand? im not used on fapping with my left hand. aww man, watching porn with one eyes closed is not fun at all.
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DooMDaddy 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 8:09 
引用自 Zona-MasterTH：
引用自 The Protagonist：
being rape by ur girlfriend sounds nice? but i dont even have one.
no make her get rap infront of you

its not hard the hard part is finding one so goodluck

isnt raping is a crime? im suppose to call the cops if that happen man. i dont want my non existent girlfriend to be raped infront of me. mannn i guess ill never be edgy as guts :rshocked:
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Duex 2017 年 2 月 24 日 上午 9:54 
Be born after your mother was killed by being hung from a tree, land in a puddle and be adopted by a passing mercenary band.

Then watch your adoptive mother die of the plague.

Then get trained to use a sword as big as your body by your adoptive dad.

Then kill a guy in combat for the first time.

Then get diddled by your adoptive dads friend because he paid him to diddle you.

Then murder said friend by shooting him with a crossbow and shoving your sword down his throat.

Then watch your adoptive dad lose his leg in battle.

Then kill your adoptive dad in self defense.

Then flee from your mercenary band that you grew up in.

Then you're 3/94ths of the way to being as edgy as guts.
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