OldManMurray review of GK3

[JCole the WheelMan]

http://www.oldmanmurray.com/features/77.html

quote:

Dumb as your television enjoying ass probably is, you're smarter than the genius adventure gamers who, in a truly inappropriate display of autism-level concentration, willingly played the birdbrained events described in that passage. For those of you clever enough to have skipped the walkthru, permit me to summarize:

Gabriel Knight must disguise himself as a man called Mosley in order to fool a French moped rental clerk into renting him the shop's only motorcycle.

In order to construct the costume, Gabriel Knight must manufacture a fake moustache. Utilizing the style of logic adventure game creators share with morons, Knight must do this even though Moseley does not have a moustache.

[Frungi]

And?

[JCole the WheelMan]

Originally posted by UM Frungi:

And?

And?

[Frungi]

So an old adventure game has a nonsensical puzzle. What about it? Or are we just quoting things for no reason?

[JCole the WheelMan]

Originally posted by UM Frungi:

So an old adventure game has a nonsensical puzzle. What about it? Or are we just quoting things for no reason?

It's a funny article. Did you read it or are you just commenting to earn internet cred ?

[Frungi]

I commented because the intent of your post was unclear. It sounds like you meant it as a “hey guys this is funny you should read it,” but it comes across as more of a “this is a thing that exists and here are some paragraphs from it.” Were you trying to make a point about something? Were you just sharing something cool you found? Were you complaining about being insulted because you actually figured that puzzle out? We don’t know, because there’s nothing but a link and a quote. No context, you see.

I really don’t think that offering constructive criticism of Steam forum posts will get anyone any internet cred, what with most people tending to take offense instead of taking critique. But I do hope it helps!

[JCole the WheelMan]

ok.