Share Your "The Lusty Argonian Maid" volume

[Eriane]

Everyone loves the Lusty Argonian Maid, it's practically the most sought after books in all of Skyrim. With that said, it's time for some fan fiction, please share fiction that you created or found but if found, please make sure to credit who wrote it. :D

The following is one of my favorite reads created by Kcapilit:

Act IX, Scene VI, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh master, that's quite a sword you have there.

Crantius Colto
Indeed, but I am afraid it is dull due to much adventuring it has partaken in.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh but sir, tis still a fine shapely sword, a Greatsword at that! One can but hardly handle it.

Crantius Colto
'Tis true, but one cannot go around with such a dull sword! To do so would be a travesty.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Is there any way to relieve master of his troubles?

Crantius Colto
But of course, my sweet argonian maid, a good grinding is all she needs!

Lifts-Her-Tail
But master, I am unsure of such skills! And what if mistress were to find out?

Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my dear. Mistress is away to the market, and won't be back till supper.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But of course! I had forgotten. Still, grinding a sword of such magnitude would take hours!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Then afterwards you can polish her up!

Lifts-Her-Tail
Well of course! Tis expected of me, is it not?

End of Act IX, Scene VI

Act XIII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh woe is me, this milk is so heavy, who could possibly help me? Oh master, will you help this poor argonian maid with her milk jugs?

Crantius Colto
But of course my dear, I cannot bear to see you struggle with such burdens!

Lifts-Her-Tail
Why thank you master, you are so kind and generous.

Crantius Colto
'Tis nothing my sweet, however, it troubles me so. I do recall having bought milk this morning.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Oh forgive me, I had partaken in the consumption of all of master's milk. Its thick, creamy, sweetness was a pleasure I could not resist, but alas I had left none for the mistress.

Crantius Colto
Oh my dear, tis no trouble, for the milk I supply is the finest in the land! And do not worry about the mistress, your milk will suffice.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But where does master acquire such wonderful milk?

Crantius Colto
If you would like, I can show you my secrets, but it will take quite a while.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Are you sure there is enough time for such things? Mistress will be home any minute!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

End of Act XIII, Scene II

Please keep in mind the forum rules, NSFW stuff isn't allowed althought I'm not sure to what extent.

[Slavtino]

I just accidentally found this gem. Thanks for writing this.

[Lucifer ★✬]

Originally posted by Slavtino:

I just accidentally found this gem. Thanks for writing this.

necro mush


sure its fine to like it, but dont dump/necro it up for no reason whatso ever. forum users look down on people that do that

[Slavtino]

I could have copy pasted it and made a new thread, but that'd wouldn't give OP the proper credit. This thread deserved at least one reply.

[Lucifer ★✬]

Originally posted by Slavtino:

I could have copy pasted it and made a new thread, but that'd wouldn't give OP the proper credit. This thread deserved at least one reply.

more necros.....


and you could of seid "X made a post Y time ago {link to it}"


really dude, tis not to hard, mabye use some of that graymatter and use some logic

then again, stupid people never do that

[Slavtino]

And what would be the difference?
Why link a thread when you can just bump it?

[King Glizerd]

why

[ULTRA]

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