Best Skyrim quotes?

[knight_medek]

What are some good Skyrim quotes? Just for the fun of it. Thoughts?

One that's constantly running through my head is "By Azura, who would do such a thing!?!" When I sneak kill assassins.

[Kleiner's final Form]

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No Lollygagging

When I first heard this, my anime insticts took over and I couldn't control my laughter. Turns out it's a real expression. Not sure what the origin of the word is but anime insticts feels that it's rather innapropriate.

Also 3 pages later and no one has mentioned the arrow in the knee quote?

Well, i talked about Sweetrolls.

[Cake for Mumm-Ra]

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No Lollygagging

Also 3 pages later and no one has mentioned the arrow in the knee quote?

Page 2. I know, I know, it should have been the first post.

[Colorjuice14]

By Azura by azura by azura, the gr... wrong game?

[Eriane]

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Also 3 pages later and no one has mentioned the arrow in the knee quote?

Page 2. I know, I know, it should have been the first post.

Ah, good eyes! I had to re-read page 2 to finally find it towards the end.


"I had an uncle you see. He made certain --- unwanted advances. So I killed him and liked it. Then I killed again and liked it even more"

Why is it that everyone's uncle is a creep? lol


EDIT: I change my mind. The best quote is how you become the Jarl of Whiterun, save the city and the world from dragons, and you are the most renown hero of the ages but there's still that snobby rich a-hole who thinks you never visit the cloud district.

[Tavman (4)]

There is one where Stenvar mentions how great it would be if they found a vein of gold when you are in a mine.

Interestingly enough this happened at Kolskeggr Mine.

[sawanoguchi]

"This one wonders...do you have no clothes or do you just like the feel of the wind?" - Ahkari the Khajit merchant. (My reply: I'm wearing shorts--of course I have clothes.)
"This one suggests donning some apparel." - Risaad the Khajit Merchant
"Ysmir's beard--you're going to freeze to death!" - Nord male guards
"Naked! Naked, naked, naked!" - Boys in town
"It's going to get cold tonight, you should at least cover your delicates." Nord female guards (My reply: I'm the dragonborn--no part of me is delicate.)
"Uh...shouldn't you cover your unmentionables." Redguard female merchants (My response: I'm the Dragonborn--all parts of me are mentionable.)
"You should put on a cloth sack at the very least--you're making me unseasonably warm." Male sleazeball
"Alright, we've all seen enough--put on some clothes!" Dark Elf female
"You're not as attractive as you'd like to believe." Dark Elf male
"You're either crazy or supremely confident to walk around with no clothes on." Sultry female
"Dress yourself!" Imperial male
"You really should put on some clothes, you know." Elderly male
"Dear, you really should put on some clothes--you're embarrassing yourself." Elderly female

[Emmental]

Where due come fwom?!

[BadMojo]

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"This one wonders...do you have no clothes or do you just like the feel of the wind?" - Ahkari the Khajit merchant. (My reply: I'm wearing shorts--of course I have clothes.)
"This one suggests donning some apparel." - Risaad the Khajit Merchant
"Ysmir's beard--you're going to freeze to death!" - Nord male guards
"Naked! Naked, naked, naked!" - Boys in town
"It's going to get cold tonight, you should at least cover your delicates." Nord female guards (My reply: I'm the dragonborn--no part of me is delicate.)
"Uh...shouldn't you cover your unmentionables." Redguard female merchants (My response: I'm the Dragonborn--all parts of me are mentionable.)
"You should put on a cloth sack at the very least--you're making me unseasonably warm." Male sleazeball
"Alright, we've all seen enough--put on some clothes!" Dark Elf female
"You're not as attractive as you'd like to believe." Dark Elf male
"You're either crazy or supremely confident to walk around with no clothes on." Sultry female
"Dress yourself!" Imperial male
"You really should put on some clothes, you know." Elderly male
"Dear, you really should put on some clothes--you're embarrassing yourself." Elderly female

"How free you are to venture in the nude" male Woodelf, Morrowind...... Wrong game, I know...

[cris5311]

"I was an adventuror like you, then i took an arrow to the knee" every guard in skyrim.

[SMIFFY]

"Skyrim is my city"

[crysis]

gurad: i heard that you took out The Dark Brotherhood i could do it but i was sick that day

[Kleiner's final Form]

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Guard: i heard that you took out the dank Brotherhood. I could do it, but i was high that day.

FTFY

[Crosstown Traffic]

"Keep walking, soft-gut. I'm more woman than YOU can handle."
-Uthgerd

[SpeedFreak1972]

Ugh what is that smell? do you tend to your hounds ?..... well I've got a rather hairy side you don't wanna see

[President of his Fan Club]

Oblivion had the best quotes.