Old Farts' Coffee House

[Avrie]

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If you're new to Skyrim, or just having problems, and not sure where to begin ... Just ask. All are welcome, If you can grow pubic hair you're already an old fart to someone.

This is just a place to hang, chat, ask questions, and get abused by forum regulars. Feel free to drop by ... We might not have all the answers, but we probably already know the people that do, and we will be happy to help.

Bashing, spamming, self promoting, advertising, and trolling will simply provide us with target practice and make you look really lame. Please leave politics and religion at the door as well.

Personal attacks against forum guests based on country, race, ethnicity, and lifestyle preferences will not be tollerated in any way ... Period, and we will be enforcing the moderators rules around here ... Period

Keep it clean (mostly) While the game is listed as mature, a lot of the people aren't
Keep it civil (always) arguing a little is fine, just keep it friendly

Move over young ones ... Gramps moved back in.

[HazakTheMad]

Do you think a mod to downscale all textures to a quarter k with some sharpening would make it look pixelated like minecraft?
And would that be interesting?

[Avrie]

There have been a couple of mods like that. Currently Kanjs is redoing the entire interface to look like borderlands

https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/users/4685594?tab=user+files

Personally, if I wanted the game to look like cartoonish crap I'd just play vanilla

Morning all... I'm not quite awake yet

[smr1957]

There have been mods that did that, but I'll leave it to you to find them - LOL! I'm off to bed now - or soon will be!

[Avrie]

Gnight Steve... No worries, the morning shift arrived, your coffin awaits

Speaking of cartoonish crap... I'm looking at some of these forked CC mods. Some of this garbage looks lower res than vanilla... This is an improvement?

[gnewna]

引用自 HazakTheMad：

Wow, so far I thought there were no beast race replacers that aren't nsfw, good find glitter.

Any body texture replacers (human/elf or beast race) is only going to actually be NSFW in your game if you have a nude body mesh replacer. If you have vanilla bodies or picked a 'nevernude' option when installing whatever replacer you use, the body will take care of the underwear.

Body texture mods just tend to be showcased on nude bodies because it means people who *want* the nudey parts can see what they look like.

[Avrie]

Hi Gnewna (waves) The coffee hasn't quite kicked in yet I'll wake the cat in a bit ... fresh biscuits to follow. Did you get any game time in?

Ah, you're in game now... Enjoy

[gnewna]

引用自 Avrie：

Hi Gnewna (waves) The coffee hasn't quite kicked in yet I'll wake the cat in a bit ... fresh biscuits to follow. Did you get any game time in?

Ah, you're in game now... Enjoy

Hehe, yep, I just got up, but I'm off to WIFE UP KAIDAN because that's what I was *meant* to be doing yesterday to check a patch for his wedding location...

[TheGlitterJojo]

Everyone ignore the local thespian. Report, don't quote (makes moderators job harder), and don't respond. Block him and move on, folks. I know it's hard, but I finally learned to do that after 20 years of the internet and it's the best thing I ever could have done for my sanity and well being.

By the way...

The best way to report someone like that is to report them from their profile, where steam moderators are more likely to see it... the form has more information to give in the report than the discussions form too. Plus profile reports on steam harassment is actually taken more seriously than a report on a single comment, as they can look at all comments tied to the profile, and not just the one reported.

[TheGlitterJojo]

引用自 gnewna：

引用自 HazakTheMad：

Wow, so far I thought there were no beast race replacers that aren't nsfw, good find glitter.

Any body texture replacers (human/elf or beast race) is only going to actually be NSFW in your game if you have a nude body mesh replacer. If you have vanilla bodies or picked a 'nevernude' option when installing whatever replacer you use, the body will take care of the underwear.

Body texture mods just tend to be showcased on nude bodies because it means people who *want* the nudey parts can see what they look like.

Whew, speaking of that... I spent three hours trying to mod in male khajit and argonians... don't ask about that rabbithole, you don't want to know. I'm still not sure if what I did will work, but let's try it, shall we? I definitely did *not* make it to replacing my NPCs or followers yet, as I wound up down a CBBE/beast race rabbithole of epic proportions. lmao

[Bored Peon]

引用自 PleaseDontGlitter：

The best way to report someone like that is to report them from their profile, where steam moderators are more likely to see it...

You are only allowed to do that once on a profile. I filed one years ago on someone and have never been able to file another.

[TheGlitterJojo]

引用自 Bored Peon：

引用自 PleaseDontGlitter：

The best way to report someone like that is to report them from their profile, where steam moderators are more likely to see it...

You are only allowed to do that once on a profile. I filed one years ago on someone and have never been able to file another.

That's because steam suggests you block them after reporting them. They assume you want nothing more to do with said person. ;)

[TheGlitterJojo]

Remember kiddos, a troll is a troll is a troll. They don't want to be educated, they want to argue.

[Avrie]

Goooooood Morning Tamriel!

Avrie wishes you well. It is Tirdas the 16th of Sun's Dusk and a crisp desert predawn here on warm sands. The blessed moons are waxing gibbous and will be full on Fredas. This always tests the young hunters skills; it is not so easy to hunt when your prey can see you coming. Anyway, this old cat has an inn to manage. Excuse please while the fires are tended and fresh water is drawn... Brew of the day is a mixed bag (Avrie is cleaning up) and the biscuits are Apricot Raspberry Verona.

Checking the hot sheets we have 36 new with all the usual stuff, and of course a bunch of CC crap as well now. Avrie has decided to give the CC mods a fair look, but honestly so far nothing impresses this old cat at all...

CptnJTK added bodyslide files to the CC fishing clothes, but who would actually want to wear this garbage... looks like oiled prisoner rags.
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58530

sheepswirl released AE Bandolier Pouches Waterskins and Rolls
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58496
The Redguard variants are the only ones that don't make an old cat's eyes bleed

Sorry totally not impressed at all... they charged actual money for this @$#! ? Back to real mods

PublicOffender released Counter Table as a first mod. Welcome
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58553
A nice first effort, a little too clean maybe, but nicely done all the same.

Nich99 released three presets as first mods
https://www.nexusmods.com/users/4000380?tab=user+files
Not bad... keep at it

The illustrious Elianora released Redguard Retreat
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58495
The queen of clutter never dissapoints but OMG this place is tiny, and why add a small tower if it doesn't even have an interior? Looks nice though ;-)

GGUNIT released Wall mounted dead animals fixes
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58511
"Fixed meshes for most vanilla wall mounted dead animals." They got rid of the bits that glow, and made them cast shadows... Okay that's worth a cookie. Thanks

gutmaw released Legacy of the Dragonborn - Fixes and Tweaks
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58517
A handful of tiny fixes... worth a look and a cookie. Thanks

Nymn5 released NSF - Female Forsworn Headgear
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58547
Now female characters can wear the briarheart headress... If it makes you happy LOL

And not our mod of the day, but Avrie also wanted to welcome back Manny to SSE. He's actually close friends with Toostrus and Wizkid and a regular on their discord but it's nice to see him publish under his own name again.

Oblivion Soundtracks in Dungeons
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/58528

And that will do for the morning. The fires are stoked, the kettles scrubbed and Avrie need more coffee We-B-Open!

[TheGlitterJojo]

Well, well, well... I'm counting 9 (NINE) cc that count against the plugin limit:

Fish.esm, puzzledungeon.esm, hstead.esm, umbra.esm, advcyrus.esm, daedinv.esm, AdvDSGS.esm, cave.esm, and dwesanctuary.esm

[Avrie]

Which makes perfect sense Carey... ESM is not ESL. Those mods count as masters