What exactly is Mitch Conner? Is he like a ghost or a spirit that can possess people's hands?

[homosex K19191]

I absolutely believed that Mitch was Cartman's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
...
Until I see him on Kyle's hand. There's no way Kyle would do such thing. Even if this Mitch Conner stuff was Kyle's plan all along, why didn't Kyle show that to Cartman before we did time travel?

[Ghosthree3]

Never seen the show (in full) I take it?

[Murd]

Watch the show lol

[homosex K19191]

I did. I know that "Hennifer Lopez" stuff. What's bugging me is why Cartman said "I got you kinda". What did he mean by kinda? Did he imply that thing was partly true?

[Scaredog20]

It started out as a joke that Eric had a spanish singer named Jennifer Lopez(who is not the real Jennifer Lopez), but Eric refused to stop pretending his hand was real. He jerked a guy off, started a fight with the real Jennifer Lopez, and kept the ruse going well past he lost control of the situation. Then he just gave up and had Jennifer Lopez be Mitch Conner in disguise and disappeared, but the hand actually had moments that implied it may be real. It knew who Eric's real father was and Eric argued with it in private, and in one episode it blinks. Kyle only did that to force Eric to give up the Mitch Conners scheme, because there's a chance Eric was only do it to make fun of the guys for thinking his hand was real.

[homosex K19191]

Wow so Mitch even blinked in that episode? Didn't notice that tho.
It's kind of hard to believe Cartman would actually go that far for that stupid ruse anyway. I mean when he jacked Ben Affleck off and nearly got chainsawed by real Jennifer. What's the point of jacking Ben off when none of his friends are present.

Anyway, my argument is, if Kyle had that "scheme" to ♥♥♥♥ with Cartman all along, why didn't he use it *before* New Kid time-trevelled?

In addition, how could Cartman have all that money? Butters got paid more than 20000 for this "fun and games". The Cops, mafias and the gene lab all got "generously sponsored"

[Scaredog20]

Originally posted by Lieutenant Looter:

Wow so Mitch even blinked in that episode? Didn't notice that tho.
It's kind of hard to believe Cartman would actually go that far for that stupid ruse anyway. I mean when he jacked Ben Affleck off and nearly got chainsawed by real Jennifer. What's the point of jacking Ben off when none of his friends are present.

Anyway, my argument is, if Kyle had that "scheme" to ♥♥♥♥ with Cartman all along, why didn't he use it *before* New Kid time-trevelled?

In addition, how could Cartman have all that money? Butters got paid more than 20000 for this "fun and games". The Cops, mafias and the gene lab all got "generously sponsored"

Because he would go that far to make Kyle and the guys look stupid.

[homosex K19191]

Still, that doesn't explain why Kyle changed his behavior all of a sudden just because Mitch and New Kid travelled back in time. Besides, they barely did anything after travelling back in time and they met Kyle very shortly, meaning there was no event to cause Kyle to come up with that "Mitch scheme".

So it would be only possible that Kyle already drew eyes on his hand for this scheme. But if he did, why didn't he do that to ♥♥♥♥ with Cartman's plan in the original timeline, I mean before New Kid did time-travelling?

And Cartman's "I got you [kinda]" still bothers me.

So if Mitch is not some sort of spirit, then what is he?

[Dishonored Ghost]

Originally posted by Lieutenant Looter:

Still, that doesn't explain why Kyle changed his behavior all of a sudden just because Mitch and New Kid travelled back in time. Besides, they barely did anything after travelling back in time and they met Kyle very shortly, meaning there was no event to cause Kyle to come up with that "Mitch scheme".

So it would be only possible that Kyle already drew eyes on his hand for this scheme. But if he did, why didn't he do that to ♥♥♥♥ with Cartman's plan in the original timeline, I mean before New Kid did time-travelling?

And Cartman's "I got you [kinda]" still bothers me.

So if Mitch is not some sort of spirit, then what is he?

Just finished the game, it’s bothering me a bit too, honestly after reading practically all of the story based discussions on this forum, it just seems like he’s a joke that Cartman has dedicated a lot of time and energy into. Mitch Connor is just some thing he drew on his hand I guess and is an overused joke at this point that nobody is falling for anymore. 🤷‍♀️

[I AM BAYTOR]

The joke is that no one really knows. At this point not even Cartman knows.

[identifiedasbeingdisrespectful]

he's in the banned 200th and 201st episodes too. Disembodied from Cartman as he's a Vietnam veteran. How much of his b.s. can be believed, or whether or not he's real, is unknown.
in the banned episodes, he reveals that Cartman's dad is not "his mom" as that was made up, but is in fact the 1995 Denver Broncos making John Elway his "dad". Scott Tenorman's dad was also on the Broncos team meaning Cartman killed his dad.

[I AM BAYTOR]

He's as real as Mr. Hat, at the very least. Is Hat just a puppet or is he sentient? Whatever you think about Hat should apply to Mitch as well.

[homosex K19191]

^good point

[identifiedasbeingdisrespectful]

Originally posted by Woodhouse:

He's as real as Mr. Hat, at the very least. Is Hat just a puppet or is he sentient? Whatever you think about Hat should apply to Mitch as well.

well, Mr. Hat *did* end up alone in a sauna with Brett Farve.

[[-THEMIGHTYBOOSH-]]

well .... i just dont care! xD its a game i enjoyed it all but i admit valid point

[Ǵ̶͓̂͑lí̴̤̀̄́tcĥ̸]

Oh man, that would be a crazy new story. Mr. Hat and Mitch had a history and Hat was really there all along in disguise/preparation for Connor's carnage, resulting in some crazy sh*t between Cartman and Garrison culminating in a climactic finger fighting match with the world on the line, with all the other random South Park stuff going on as well. Maybe the son of Twig shows up and ends Hat once and for all, vengeance for his pops.

Hat can fight after all - he laid a beatdown on Mackey on the school bus. He's also not much better than Connor, almost convincing Garrison to kill Kathie Lee Gifford, amongst other stuff. Maybe they are rivals and both masters of disguise, infiltration, all that.

In fact, maybe Connor is the antihero and Hat is the one that returns to bring carnage to South Park...and the world.