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With that in mind we're joining the party again this year with a big discount as part of the legendary annual arthouse games and playful media festival.

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The milestone we've all been waiting for has been reached and on our 3rd Birthday, no less. Let's celebrate this momentous occasion with a once in a generation discount of 90% off and the nicest price around.

Now, we press on for 6,969 Steam reviews.

We’ve been working hard on tightening up your favourite peen game, and today’s post-launch patch should hopefully give you a better experience.

In this update:

- MAC BUILD!
- Press "x" to poop (when stomach is full)
- Pressing Headbutt (fart) will now eject the contents of your anus in Story Mode
- Date night dogs are less intense
- Consuming a beehive will now cause you to ejaculate bees
- Better saw blades
- 28 Achievements that actually work!
- Narration subtitles for Story Mode
- Added Free Lives and Devolver logos to the game...finally…(sorry Devolver)
- More decoration and polish in some Story Mode scenes
- Numerous stability fixes to Story Mode
- Fixed credits text

https://youtu.be/EJJQt0aRT2Q

Genital Jousting pulls out of Early Access and goes Full Release on Thursday 18 January!

Sorry about being so quiet for so long on the development front, but we've been working on a massive content update behind the scenes - in the form of a fully narrated single player story mode. Expect an hour and a half of tasteful dick jokes, told over tastelessly wobbly penis action.

At the same time, the price will increase to $6.99 at launch, an increase we hope is more than justified by the extra playtime, content and love we've put into it.

You can still enjoy the variety of party modes with 8 other penises, on your couch or over the internet, plus unlock a variety of adorable outfits to dress your flaccid willy up with. All of that goodness is still in Genital Jousting, plus this extra experience for those who just want a quiet time playing with their own dick.


Play as John, a dick who wants to find a date for his high school reunion.

He'll need some help along the way. He's wobbly, he's soft. But he wants to be hard. So very hard. He wants to show everyone his astounding rigidity. And with your help, that's exactly what he'll do.



Wrap your hands around the new Genital Jousting plush with squirty sfx and a STEAM CODE for the game ahead of the launch for $30!

10% OFF at checkout until Official Game Launch on January 18th!!

The perfect gift for any situation. Halloween, Burning Man, Mother's Day, Team Building Exercises, Retrenchments, First Dates, Divorces. Any situation!

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Thank you, as always, for your support!

Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by well over 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing! We decided to celebrate by holding a fan art competition between June and July 2017, with over $2000 in cash prizes up for grabs.

The quantity and quality of fan art received completely overwhelmed us. Thank you to everyone who participated!

We may use a few of our favourite submissions for trading cards, other Steam Art, in promotional material or in game.

WATCH THE FINAL JUDGING: THE WINNERS!!

THIRD PRIZE: $250
Congratulations Roman Dubina!

SECOND PRIZE: $500
Congratulations Simone le Roux!

GRAND PRIZE WINNER: $1000
Congratulations Luke Horowitz!

"STEAM TRADING CARD" CATEGORY PRIZES: $50
Ben Brown
Cael Fernando Saraiva Pinheiro
Christian Duganitz
Nathália Belzunces Bernardelli
Lucas Fernando Lima Bastos
Kirsten-Lee Naidoo
Gustavo de Assis Bringel
Vyacheslav Bardachevskiy
Denilson Tomoyuki Sato
Amaury Allaire.
Rohun Ranjith
Matthias Nees
Pedro Duarte Damasceno Pereira
Patricio Clemente Dantas de Oliveira
Clarice Elliott
Lily Carroll
Ben Crooks
Vinders
Linsey Doyon

CONGRATULATIONS EVERYONE!

It's been a little while since our last Early Access Update (Wet Hot Summer Update 30 May). We are working ever so hard on a major final installment to the Genital Jousting experience, and we can't wait to share it with you! We want to keep it as much of a surprise as we can...but in the meantime, here's a sneak peek at what's in store to whet your appetite:

Thank you, as always, for your support! <3

STEAM THREAD: http://steamcommunity.com/app/469820/discussions/0/1291817208502191088/

The new Wet Hot Summer Update for Genital Jousting brings a throbbing orgy of new content including SIX new party modes, five stylish new outfits, and a buttload of fun for up to eight players locally or online. Get ready to tangle with your friends in wild modes like Sexy Car Wash, VolleyBalls, Get Pumped and Spa Day!

WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!

Since we launched Genital Jousting on Steam Early Access late last year, the game has been purchased by nearly 200 000 players, which is pretty amazing!

“Genital Jousting has exceeded all sales forecasts and expectations which, if we’re being honest, were all at zero,” noted Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “But like my grandmother always said, people love them some penises and buttholes.”

We are celebrating this milestone with a GENITAL JOUSTING FAN ART CONTEST![freelives.net]. For longtime fans and curious newcomers alike, you have until the end of July to submit us your phallic masterpieces of original fan art! Cash prizes to be won - check out the competition page for full details.

Artwork by Ben Voldman

We put out a patch for you guys a few weeks ago, fixing some bugs, and probably adding more.

We were finally able to solve the penis de-materialization in Sportsball, so it's back in Party Mode!

We also made Date Night a more classy experience, with a much reduced chance of your date disappearing on you half way through bowling. *May not apply in real life.

Follow us on Twitter @GenitalJousting and like us on Facebook[facebook.com] for more development news and bad jokes.

Potential lovers will be now be able penetrate each other while picking aromatic roses, bowling and even in the midst of a romantic picnic for two via the latest update out on Steam today.

The world’s premier penis and butthole game is 50% off all week on Steam in celebration of love, romance, and sensible spending.

https://youtu.be/FCShnNfi2h0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtnQhbsq1Zc

3 New Game Modes
- Fine Dining
- Lord Of The Rings
- Abstinence

3 New map variants:
- Wrestling (on a boat)
- Lube Luge
- Butt sex (balls deep)

5 New Outfits

Party Mode is now available online

Note: SPORTSBALL has been temporarily removed from party mode as it is causing crashes. We are going to figure out the problem asap and put it back in. The physics engine is exploding for some reason.