Easy way to get your Game to Steam.

1. Think about a way to prize your game. Even if its overprized to 300% like this game. Doesnt matter. Just think about a prize
2. Make a Game
3. Promise everyone who thumbs up your game on Greenlight a free Key for this Game
4. Go to Steamgifts(dot)com and do giveaways like 10.000 Keys just for thumbing up your Game.
5. Enjoy your Game being on Steam
6. Repeat Step 1-5. Maybe with less effort on Step 2. But think about it.

Looks like someone spent 5 minutes on gamemaker. I got this for free and I still felt ripped off

The developer's an idiot, because back then, he was saying that people who don't "handle" his game are scrubs and to get out; he went on my review by saying this[pbs.twimg.com] and, in two other reviews, he would act like a prick as well to people who weren't as negative as I was and even were nice to him when they responded back. The developer even went as far as flagging my review when I called him out on it and deleted his comment without reexpressing his thoughts. Don't support this jackass, this kind of stuff is unacceptable.

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Early Access Review:

It's not at all the type of game that needs to be in Early Access. It's far, very far from feeling finished, but holy crap, it plays and looks like ♥♥♥♥ (don't let the skeletons or eye boss in the previews fool you). Barely 5 minutes in it, but where it's going, it seems like it's gonna be the "bad and unfun difficult" kind.

Solidifies further my thoughts that Early Access is a poor excuse to sell grade C- college projects.
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There are challenging games, and there are frustrating games. This game is about as frustrating as an itchy butt that, at first, feels better when you scratch it but then the itch gets worse very quickly and it won't go away no matter how much you scratch. You eventually find yourself stuck on an extremely itchy spot on your ass and you keep scratching and scratching but nothing helps, so you eventually give up and go do something else to forget about it.

The arrow key controls are simple enough. You can move left and right and jump with the up arrow, but you can't control how you spin in the air, which adds some unneeded randomness to a game which relies on precise jumps. You can also shoot with your mouse by aiming at a target and pressing the left mouse button, which may or may not require some skill, but I didn't progress far enough in the game to see this mechanic applied in action.

The music is nice, but gets boring after a while and you can't turn it off or control the volume at all. The art is quite nice and is aesthetically pleasing, in a way. From screenshots I can see that further levels feature more cool art but I couldn't be arsed to progress further than a few of the first ones. What turned me off completely was the "Flappy Bird-esque jumping through small gaps in poles", which were also surrounded by spikes. That got very frustrating and put my progress in the game to a complete halt. The randomness of the jumping and spinning physics coupled with cheap hitboxes on the spikes got really old really fast. I started to feel like this game was more about luck than skill.

I'm not saying it's a bad game, but it needs a lot more polish to be enjoyable. As it is right now, I wouldn't pay for it. Call me a wuss if you wish, but I got bored quite quickly and moved on to other, more forgiving games. The itch is still there so I may or may not come back to scratch it some more, depending on how the developer handles things.

The only game where "Impossible levels" are literally impossible, mainly because the controls don't work properly so you can't even make it past the first level.
It also seems to be fully abandoned by it's "developer", so there's no reason to buy or play this game.
Plus the graphics are really bad, there's no graphic style; There's different types of art all over the place.

How did you even get a game on Steam that doesn't even work?

This game is bad.
You can get nothing. No achievements, no trading cards.
The gameplay is maybe, but you can be mad easily, because you can die everytime if you touch something which is everywhere. The music is good. The options are bad. And the game is expensive.

Super Meatboy-esque platformer, but without the controls being nearly as elegant or level design being half as inspired. Cheap, forced deaths in even the first stage due to a complete lack of visual feedback on level elements. My biggest complaint is the bad hitbox detection, numerous times I was killed by spikes when I hadn't touched them. The text/menus in the game are extremely awkward looking and not optimized. I like the music, but this game isn't ready for consumption yet.

To be honest I'm quite disappointed.

First of all the collision dedection in the game is pretty non-existent. You die when you don't touch the obctacles. I think this game is a perfect example for a college project. It is poorly written. The jump mechanism is broken too. The worst thing is the author is trying to cover his/her mistakes by saying "This game is hard". NO it's not! You screwed up while writing and didn't even bother to fix your mistakes.

Would you buy this game even if you knew all those beforehand? Yes, it is cheap and I can make use of it but the game is obviously not complete and abandoned.

Why did you give a thumb down then? The game is not fun. You cannot progress through levels because of poorly written collision dedection and jump mechanics.

If you are a serious developer I recommend you to quit and get another job 1/10

If you are a new developer then welcome to our world young one! Looking forward to your new projects. 8/10

Died a lot on the second level to spikes that don't hit you no where close. The hitboxes feel really off.

no wonder 50000 copies on steamgifts and most funny thing is the early access