What is your favourite Halo quote?

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Let us know, regardless of which game.
Some of my favourites:

"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, your gonna land on something as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces."
- Sgt. Avery Johnson, Halo 3

"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid!"
- Sgt Avery Johnson, Halo 2 Legendary Speech


"Big... Yellow... Thing- Ready!" -
Edward Buck, Halo Reach, equipping the Fuel Rod Gun

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Someone! Anyone! Respond!

[UNSC Helljumper]

There was only one ship.
One. Are you sure?
Yes. They call it the Pillar of Autumn.
(Audience murmurs)
Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their fleets?
They fled as we set fire on their planet. But I followed with all the ships in my command.
When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by it's majesty?
Blinded?
Paralysed? Dumbstruck?
No.
Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps.
Noble hierarchs, surely you understand that once the parasite attecked-
(Audience mutter loud and angry)
There will be order in this council.
You were right to focus your attention on the Flood. But this mortally-challenged demon, this Master Chief.
By the term I learned the demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.
Councilor: He's a traitor!
Noble Prophet of Truth this has gone on long enough. Make example of this bundler, the council demands it.
You are one of our most treasured instruments. Long have you led your fleet with honor and distinction. But your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure.
NAY! It was HERESY.
(Angry chatter from the councilors)
I will continue my campaign against the humans.
No. You will not.
(Tartarus gives a quick roar, and the Supreme Commander walks away)
Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind.
(Cut to Earth, OWP. Designation: Cairo)
Optics, totally fried. And let's not even talk about the power supply. You know how expensive this gear is son?
Smells funny Tell that to the Covenant

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Escrito originalmente por SilentRebel38:

There was only one ship.
One. Are you sure?
Yes. They call it the Pillar of Autumn.
(Audience murmurs)
Why was it not destroyed with the rest of their fleets?
They fled as we set fire on their planet. But I followed with all the ships in my command.
When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by it's majesty?
Blinded?
Paralysed? Dumbstruck?
No.
Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps.
Noble hierarchs, surely you understand that once the parasite attecked-
(Audience mutter loud and angry)
There will be order in this council.
You were right to focus your attention on the Flood. But this mortally-challenged demon, this Master Chief.
By the term I learned the demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.
Councilor: He's a traitor!
Noble Prophet of Truth this has gone on long enough. Make example of this bundler, the council demands it.
You are one of our most treasured instruments. Long have you led your fleet with honor and distinction. But your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure.
NAY! It was HERESY.
(Angry chatter from the councilors)
I will continue my campaign against the humans.
No. You will not.
(Tartarus gives a quick roar, and the Supreme Commander walks away)
Soon the Great Journey shall begin. But when it does, the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind.
(Cut to Earth, OWP. Designation: Cairo)
Optics, totally fried. And let's not even talk about the power supply. You know how expensive this gear is son?
Smells funny Tell that to the Covenant

Fear not. For the holy buttplug has been found!

[DeciNinja]

"Remember when I told you to shut your mouth? Consider that a standing order."
--Buck

"The only thing I don't like is that our butts are currently inside this facility."
--Mickey

"Lord, tell me I don't have any more flying to do today." *drone crashes nearby* "So, was that a yes or a no?"
--Dutch

"You ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls."
--Buck

"I bleed more than that every month!"
--Anon. female marine

"That was super hard. Don't try that."
"You jumped over a sand dune. It didn't look dangerous."
"Then how did I lose all my fingers?"
"What!?"
"Just kidding!"
--Caboose and anon. ODST

"Recalling surface squads so we can all die together, aye sir!"
--Serina

"And for the record, I would have kicked your ass the first time if the lady hadn't stopped me!"
--Forge

"And the Covenant? They're the lions! RAWWR!"
"Careful, I think you strained a metaphor."
"Oh God! Is that serious?"
"Well, only if you keep doing it."
--Anon. wounded marine and anon. medic

"I am Truth! The voice of the Covenant!"
"So, you must be silenced."
--Truth and the Arbiter

"Do you have it?"
"No; you won't let go."
"Say the words, please."
"The words, please."
--Halsey and Caboose

"Thought I'd try shooting my way out. Mix things up a little."
--Master Chief

"We make it through this, I'll buy you the whole damn bar."
--Buck

"Tank beats EVERYTHING! Oh man! I could do this all day!"
--Anon. scorpion commander

Also, pretty much anything Johnson says.

[Havish]

"This is not your grave, but you are welcome in it." - Gravemind

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Get up! So I can kill you! Again!
Sgt Johnson

[UNSC Helljumper]

"This is not your grave... but you are welcome in it.""

What is that?
"I? I am a monument to all your sins."
Relax, I'd rather not piss this thing off.
Demon!
"This one is machine and nerve, and has it's mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
Kill me or release me parasite. But do not waste my time with talk.
"There is much talk, and I have listened through rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk and you shall listen."

Greetings, I am 2401 Penitent Tangent. I am the monitor of Installation 05.
And I am the Prophet of Regret. Council most high... hierarch of the Covenant.
A reclaimer, here? At last. We have much to do if we are to control this outbreak.
Stay where you are. Nothing can be done until my sermon is complete.
Not true. This Installation has a succesful utilization record of 1.3 trillion simulated and 1 actual. It is ready to fire on demand.
Of all the objects our lords left behind none are as worthless as these Oracles. They know nothing of the Great Journey!
And YOU know nothing about containment. You have shown complete disregard of even the most basic protocols!

"This one's containment *growls* and this one's Great Journey are the same. Your Prophets promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation on this ring. Those who built this place knew what they wrought. Do not mistake their intent or all will perish as they did before."
This thing is right, Halo is a weapon. Your Prophets are making a big mistake.
Your ignorance has already destroyed one of the sacred rings demon. It shall not harm another.
"If you will not hear the truth, then I will show it to you. There is still time to stpo the key from turning, but first it must be found. You will search one likely spot, and you will search another. Fate had us meet as foes, but this rings will make us brothers."´

[Cut to High Charity in civil war. Beginning of the Great Schism]

We are all of us, gravely concerned. The release of the parasite was unexpected, yes but fear not. In truth, this is a time to rejoice, a moment that all the Covenant should savor, for the holy buttplug Sacred Icon has been found. With it, out path is clear, our journey into the divine beyond guaranteed. And nothing, not even the Flood will stop it.

[Enter Chief saying, "Ya sure 'bout that?"]

*KILL THE DEMON.*

-Halo 2, Gravemind.

"Do not be afraid. I am peace... I am salvation."

"I am a timeless chorus. Join your voice with mine and sing victory everlasting."

-Halo 3, Floodgate, upon entering the crashed Covenant cruiser in Voi.

"Child of my enemy why have you come? I offer no forgiveness. A father's sins pass to the son."
"Of course, you came for her... we exist together now. Two corpses, in one grave."
"And yet part of her... remains!"
-Halo 3, Cortana

"I defeated fleets of thousands. Consumed a Galaxy of flesh and bone and mind!"
"Do I take life? Or give it? Who is victim and who is foe?
"Resignation is my virture. Like water I ebb and flow. Defeat is just an addition of time to a sentence I never deserved... but YOU imposed."
-Halo 3, Halo

Gravemind is the best Halo character, change my mind.